Stuff Moms Say @_StuffMomsSay
Things Moms Think stuffmomssay.com Eating Reese's in the loo Joined January 2014-
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The holidays always remind me of how grateful I am that prohibition is over.
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Breakfast for dinner is code for "Mommy's too tired to give a shit."
I'm trying to cut calories so I'm replacing at least one meal a day with chardonnay.
People without kids giving out parenting advice.
It's taking every bit of restraint not to show this to my kids and say this is what happens with too much sugar.
Nurse: "What's your third child's birthday?" Me: "Spring two thousand something."
Parent at school: Would you like to join the PTO? Me: I actually only leave the house for food sorry.
Trying to look like a competent adult on back-to-school night.
Me putting away the clothes that don't fit the baby anymore.
All of my enemies have been forged in the school drop-off and pick-up line.
*stays up with kid until 1AM* *kid falls asleep* *parent can't fall asleep until 3AM* *kid wakes up at 4AM* *repeat*
If you say your kid is a good sleeper out loud, life will take it from you.
Me: Goodnight kids! *opens bedside drawer*
Pretending to be interested in my kid's artwork.
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