UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

Turbulent Logician (INTP-T). Harvard Grad Student. Software Engineer. Cybersecurity Consultant. My PIC is a Frenchie. Traveler. Music Lover. Movie Buff... uncleversace.com Michigan, USA Joined December 2018

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

21 hours ago

🎵And together there In a shroud of frost, the mountain air Began to pass from every pane of weathered glass And I held you closer than anyone would ever get🎵

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

21 hours ago

🎵God damn the black night with all its foul temptation I become what I always hated When I was with you then We looked like giants in the back of my grey subcompact Fumbling to make contact As the others slept inside🎵

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

21 hours ago

🎵God bless the daylight, the sugary smell of springtime Remembering when you were mine In a still suburban town When every thursday I'd brave those mountain passes And you'd skip your early classes And we'd learn how our bodies worked.🎵

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

22 hours ago

They never say "Transformers" in the movie Transformers (2007). I'm very sorry. 😭😭😭 This movie fails the Bechdel Test. theysaidit.app/movie/transfor…

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

2 days ago

Dinner tonight - air fryer steak bites with roasted potatoes and green beans. 😋😋😋

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

2 days ago

I tried opening a coffee shop back in the early 2000s, but people weren't ready for Osama bin Latte. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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pasta salad @bitchwife420

4 days ago

Pardon me while I sob uncontrollably

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

4 days ago

All of my friends are so fucking hot! And I'm a diversity hire... 😅😅😅

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

4 days ago

🎵Little girl you are cursed by my ancestry There is nothing but darkness and agony I can not only see, but you stopped me from blinking Let me watch you as close as a memory Let me hold you above all the misery Let me open my eyes and be glad that I got here🎵

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

4 days ago

🎵You are my sweetest downfall I loved you first, I loved you first Beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth I have to go, I have to go Your hair was long when we first met🎵

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

5 days ago

Dinner last Friday - slow cooker pork carnitas! 😋😋😋 I've really been digging this recipe and I'm excited to start trying some of my own variations.

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

6 days ago

They say "her" 35 times in the movie Her (2013). I just thought you should know. 🙂🙂🙂 The title is spoken every 3 minutes and 36 seconds, on average. The title is spoken by 6 different characters. This movie fails the Bechdel Test. theysaidit.app/movie/her-2013…

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

6 days ago

They never say "another simple favor" in the movie Another Simple Favor (2025). I'm very sorry. 😭😭😭 This movie passes the Bechdel Test! theysaidit.app/movie/another-…

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

6 days ago

🎵She shivered like a good bride shouldn't I sweat just like July Lick the flesh from every bone 'til we're satisfied. You should have seen your eyes widen At the sight of my hands Ripping apart those vows.🎵

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

a week ago

Got some solid pulls in my BOGO packs last Sunday. Tamiyo is the most exciting, but I didn't own any of these 3 before, so Ws across the board!

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

a week ago

They say "Hell or high water" 1 time in the movie Hell or High Water (2016). I just thought you should know. 🙂🙂🙂 The title is spoken every 1 hour 42 minutes, on average. The title is spoken by only 1 character. This movie fails the Bechdel Test. theysaidit.app/movie/hell-or-…

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

a week ago

It sucks when you're no longer someone's priority. 😕😕😕

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

a week ago

cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic

2 weeks ago

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UncleVersace @_UncleVersace

2 weeks ago

They say "I love you man" 1 time in the movie I Love You, Man (2009). I just thought you should know. 🙂🙂🙂 The title is spoken every 1 hour 45 minutes, on average. The title is spoken by only 1 character. This movie fails the Bechdel Test. theysaidit.app/movie/i-love-y…