Crixus IV @_Woobie
Devil Dog with a History Degree. Atheist. Pro-Choice. LBGTQ+ ally. Rain mopping aficionado. getoffmylawn.com Earth, North America, US, TX; Joined October 2024-
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What the f*ck is wrong with these people. Wounded Knee was a bloodthirsty massacre of Lakota Sioux, including dozens of women and children
What the f*ck is wrong with these people. Wounded Knee was a bloodthirsty massacre of Lakota Sioux, including dozens of women and children
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Fuck yes we do
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An obedient Jon Stewart offers a refresher on the rules of free speech (White House-approved) in the wake of Jimmy Kimmel's suspension
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Yeah, like a closeted bisexual 22 year old gamer living in Mormon Utah, didn’t know his texts were unencrypted. This dude probably had a VPN, a cleared browser history, and auto-deleting texts just to feel safe being himself. I find it even weird they were texting each other…
Yeah, like a closeted bisexual 22 year old gamer living in Mormon Utah, didn’t know his texts were unencrypted. This dude probably had a VPN, a cleared browser history, and auto-deleting texts just to feel safe being himself. I find it even weird they were texting each other…
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Remember when Trump made them raise flags for his inauguration despite half-staff order for Jimmy Carter's death…oh and remember when he didn’t want to lower flags for John McCain and only did it after getting pressured by John Kelly and others….Habba should sit this one out!
Remember when Trump made them raise flags for his inauguration despite half-staff order for Jimmy Carter's death…oh and remember when he didn’t want to lower flags for John McCain and only did it after getting pressured by John Kelly and others….Habba should sit this one out!
No shit.
This actually slaps.
This actually slaps.
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
Oof
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I wonder if Charlie still thinks this
I wonder if Charlie still thinks this
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SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting people to detain and deport is cool cool cool
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Maybe we should have had the military blow up J.D. Vance's Mom when she was stealing opioids from the hospital and selling them in the neighborhood
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Hey MAGA, how can Trump be an FBI informant to a Democrat hoax?
Hey MAGA, how can Trump be an FBI informant to a Democrat hoax?
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Alabama allows mail-in voting, too. 🤔
Alabama allows mail-in voting, too. 🤔
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We tried and y’all hated it.
We tried and y’all hated it. https://t.co/7BAAPBi2Kc
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There’s currently a QAnon theory that Donald Trump is going to “ascend” during a meteor shower. There’s a zero percent chance of reasoning with anyone who even entertains this bullshit
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What’s he going to do? Kill more kids?
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Barry Sanders must have taken your parking space or something …. Cause this is disrespectful
Barry Sanders must have taken your parking space or something …. Cause this is disrespectful
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