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please give my freeloading cat a job • super bowl-super browns • she/her CLE-PHX-NorCal Joined December 2009

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devbot @devbot

11 months ago

So if he wins, there’s zero voter fraud, right?

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devbot @devbot

11 months ago

Just got off of a six hour plane ride?

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Todd Lewis @Jenga1115

11 months ago

#LetEmKnow

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devbot @devbot

11 months ago

‘PRINTERS’ need a new name because they don’t do that.

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The City of Cleveland is currently mad at the owners of Cleveland Browns while the players of the Cleveland Browns are currently mad at the fans of the Cleveland Browns, who’s currently mad at the owners of the Cleveland Browns, who currently want out of the City of Cleveland…

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Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R

11 months ago

Walz's advisors: We need you to stop calling them "weird" Walz: I'm gonna call them dipshits

Polling USA @USA_Polling

11 months ago

Walz's advisors: We need you to stop calling them "weird" Walz: I'm gonna call them dipshits

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༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci

12 months ago

just fell to my knees

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Sarah @skg_18

12 months ago

there are people that live in Maine that are voting based off of Mexican border security

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devbot @devbot

12 months ago

Wow, holy shit, yeah. Thank you.

Alexa Williams @alexawilliams7

12 months ago

Wow, holy shit, yeah. Thank you.

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devbot @devbot

12 months ago

Did this with a raccoon the other night

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the artist formerly known as mollis @BurdsIVue

12 months ago

these announcers were way too excited to call that yankees win. they can at least TRY to hide the bias. chumps.

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Logan Leduc @Ljleduc1999

12 months ago

David Fry x Creed @CleGuardians @PulseCleveland Oh, and big shoutout Big Christmas! #RallyTogether

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devbot @devbot

12 months ago

Me liking every tweet about @CleGuardians

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Rep. Ashley Aune @Ashley4MO

12 months ago

I guess the whole "shut up and play" thing doesn't apply to white christian nationalists...

The Kansas City Star @KCStar

12 months ago

I guess the whole "shut up and play" thing doesn't apply to white christian nationalists...

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Jax Persists @LadyJayPersists

12 months ago

They wouldn’t even give my daughter Motrin without my consent. I can’t count the times I had to leave work to go up to the school and give her some fucking Motrin, but sure, they can give her major surgery without consent. You’re weapons-grade stupid if you believe this shit.

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12 months ago

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Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris

12 months ago

The champagne of beers. Thank you for having me, @colbertlateshow!

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devbot @devbot

12 months ago

Why is this so funny to me😂

katie 𐦍 @kat1enotfound

a year ago

Why is this so funny to me😂

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I Smoked Charlie Kirk @BlackKnight10k

a year ago

We were one right turn away from a mob entering the Senate chambers on January 6, murdering half the legislative branch, stopping the transfer of power, and ending our democracy. A single black guy saved the day. Do us all a favor and stfu.

Robert Kelner @robkelner

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jessica 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU

a year ago

The bottom line is, women do not want nor are we asking for men to protect us, we’re asking for men to stop being the thing we need protection from. I can’t make it any clearer.