michaelwave @__michaelwave

it’s okay if you’re Mexican and don’t speak Spanish. Your ancestors didn’t either

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We repeatedly told @DrOz that we had pre-made veggie trays..excuse me “Crudité”…in the deli starting at $5.99. $7.99 with guacamole and salsa. Vote @JohnFetterman!

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

This is what a rigged and corrupt system looks like. Effective Tax Rate: 0.1%: Warren Buffett worth $111 billion 1.1%: Jeff Bezos worth $131 billion 1.8% Mike Bloomberg worth $82 billion 2.1%: Elon Musk worth $210 billion 13.5%: Registered Nurse Yes. It's time to #TaxTheRich

Greed. Greed. Greed. While Americans are struggling at the pump, in the first three months of this year, 21 oil and gas companies made over $41 billion in profits, more than double their profits from last year. The problem is not inflation. The problem is corporate greed.

From the draft opinion: "[Abortion opponents] note that attitudes about the pregnancy of unmarried women have changed drastically." Not a single justice knows what it's like to be one of the 10+ million single parents in America. I do, and I support a woman's right to choose.

Congress must pass legislation that codifies Roe v. Wade as the law of the land in this country NOW. And if there aren’t 60 votes in the Senate to do it, and there are not, we must end the filibuster to pass it with 50 votes.

HUGE NEWS! Hawaii passes healthcare protections for trans people!!!! No more bans on: - FFS - Bottom surgery - Hair removal - Top surgery - Voice surgery/training All because of YOU! You all contacted them and made this happen. Thank you so much, this saves lives.

One of the reasons why prices are up? Corporations have figured out they can use inflation as cover to not only pass along their own increased costs to consumers, but also to price gouge to boost their profit margins. We need tougher rules to prevent price gouging.

@elonmusk @pmarca Hey Elon, I'm a suicidologist, psychiatrist, and and psychopharmacologist. I have expertise in every aspect of this tweet. You are absolutely off base here and your uninformed opinions here are against the evidence. Demonstrate the ability to learn. psychiatrist.com/pcc/depression…

@elonmusk @pmarca Elon, it is illegal to give medical advice without a license even if you are the world’s richest man & even if mommy & daddy made you a colonial emerald mine millionaire since birth. Also this is fucking dumb & you should be embarrassed because it’s not true at all on any level.

This is insane. In the last three months: Exxon DOUBLED its profits to $5,500,000,000. Chevron QUADRUPLED its profits to $6,300,000,000. All while we suffered through the highest gas prices in US history. Big Oil does not care about us. We need a windfall profits tax NOW.

Hey @KwiksetCorp i installed this Powerbolt2 since 1/19/20 and it recently crapped out on me. I put brand new batteries but it just clicks weakly at me. What gives?

Me: Calls to refill birth control on day 21 of 28 day pack because I’m going on vacation. Told I need a prior auth from insurance company to refill before day 25. Also me: Walks into a gun store because I’m having a bad day and walks out with a gun 10 min later.

#tbt for my new followers 👋 this @RoastBattle of the year vs. @JoeEurell1 will go down as my top 3 favorite things I’ve ever done in comedy ☺️

What, pray, would you do? Oh what would you do-oo-oo? (For a @Klondikebar?) #haiku

"ah fuck," he proclaimed "I can't believe you've done this!" A slap from nowhere #haiku

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