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when are the @sjbarracuda and @SanJoseSharks going to be on bluesky with everyone else? cc: @jbecher
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Basement Jaxx you can’t push Kraftwerk’s set back any later, they are very old men
I need to see another slo mo replay of that called on ice as no goal in the @sjbarracuda game.
Hey @TechCUArena / @SoundInMotiondj , could you play Tatu’s “All the Things She Said”? We have it stuck in our head. Haha. Thanks.
We couldn’t get our normal @sjbarracuda STH seats for Team USA vs Team Canada at @TechCUArena tonight. Looking at who has them, it looks like @SanJoseSharks coach Ryan Warsofsky is sitting there. 😂
I'm just going to assume whoever designed the Monster 25th anniversary deluxe had never used media before. Pretty much have to fingerprint up the CDs and BRs. ☹️ Bonus: having trouble reading the BR on my computer. @remhq
Crazy Taxi was a standard during the game nights we used to host.
Crazy Taxi was a standard during the game nights we used to host.
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This man was put on a national ticket at the behest of a cabal of billionaires with sinister secret obligations to the dictators of Russia and China
This man was put on a national ticket at the behest of a cabal of billionaires with sinister secret obligations to the dictators of Russia and China
I see @TechCUArena spared no expense fixing the Jumbotron.
One of the counties I'm familiar with here is marked 'Moderate'. The number of factory farms in that county? According to this data: _2_. Never mind that different animals produce different amounts. I think there is a lot more than just animal manure involved here.
One of the counties I'm familiar with here is marked 'Moderate'. The number of factory farms in that county? According to this data: _2_. Never mind that different animals produce different amounts. I think there is a lot more than just animal manure involved here.
Hi. Game designer here. I’ve seen the metrics. While it’s not just you, there is a sizable number of players who spend huge amounts of time in character creation. Some will spend more than an hour there. (Thread)
Hi. Game designer here. I’ve seen the metrics. While it’s not just you, there is a sizable number of players who spend huge amounts of time in character creation. Some will spend more than an hour there. (Thread)
OK, I give up @IndieGala . Trying to pay should not generate a 404 page not found error.
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He seems, rightfully, concerned.
He seems, rightfully, concerned.
So we are going to see Blazing Saddles for the 50th anniversary re-release tomorrow but apparently no one wants to go to the theater we are going to except one person. Oh well, that means we can laugh really loud.
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They’re eating the dogs
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“In Springfield they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats.”
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Nobody will remember: - Your salary - How “busy you were” - How many hours you worked People will remember: - How many records you have cataloged in your Discogs collection
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the Steph Curry effect
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“If you haven’t fallen in love with Tim Walz yet, watch him and his daughter Hope at the Minnesota state fair”
Right now, a bunch of companies that offshore'd their IT support are pretty much screwed. Good. They should be.
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