kenz @_evilcow
pretty decent tweets for a girl with zero serotonin Carlsbad, CA Joined July 2009-
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this would’ve done double platinum on tumblr
this would’ve done double platinum on tumblr
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Nice grapefruit juice mimosa what’s it like to not have any mental illnesses?
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Mix that silver and gold jewellery Don’t be scared
Got my husband tickets to the Coldplay concert for his birthday and he gets to bring a friend of his choice! I can’t wait to surprise him and hope he loves it!!
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The plan? Have the CEO get “caught” having an affair with a coworker at a concert to increase brand awareness and get a buzz going
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The first thing imma do after Love Island is over, is crack open a fucking book omg !
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my obituary will read - he died doing what he hated most: being murdered
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That Friday Feeling
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I’ve never been happier
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Happy Easter 🐣 ❤️
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The Big Bad Wolf checking its messages after blowing down the first two pigs’ houses
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If Kanye West was a woman he’d be in a conservatorship.
Nobody plays Slide by Calvin Harris, Frank Ocean and Migos like they should
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Face card this face card that you need to face your credit card statement for last month you’re paying 20% interest on those clothes you don’t need
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Lots of people quoting this to say that IUDs are completely safe and should be encouraged... tell that to my uncle who had his legs blown off by one
Lots of people quoting this to say that IUDs are completely safe and should be encouraged... tell that to my uncle who had his legs blown off by one
Oh so people in SLC don’t dress well? Fuck you for that comment @brynnwhitfield!! That is if she’s ever even been to SLC, probably another lie. Your reunion look sucks and that’s not a lie.
Oh so people in SLC don’t dress well? Fuck you for that comment @brynnwhitfield!! That is if she’s ever even been to SLC, probably another lie. Your reunion look sucks and that’s not a lie.
If a company instructs me to print off a return label, they’re not getting that shit back.
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It’s 2025 where are the robot vacuums that climb stairs
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