Ellie Clemo @_howthickiswall
25 going on 75 Cardiff, Wales Joined August 2021-
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Today, I ran a half marathon, got a PB, had a lie on the floor, saw a pigeon in Greggs and topped it off with a trip to @GleeClubCardiff to see @TheNewsAtGlenn in action. Couldn't think of a better way to celebrate turning 26.
Went back to Swansea for uni today. Glad to see a new Aldi has popped up, but not so happy about the noticeable increase in pigeons since my last visit.
Unexpectedly spicy shenaanigans at lunch today. These are ridiculously good, but the residual flavour dust gives wotsits a run for their money. My keyboard now smells like lime pickle.
BIG Beck Rec to Ellie and her computer drawings
I appear to lack the ability to get straight out of my car once I arrive somewhere. I've got to spend at least 5 minutes just sitting there contemplating life before finally taking the plunge
If anyone has a hat wearing, fox loving, lopsided child, then my latest wonky fox creation is for you
Up until now, the possibility of eating warm food besides soup on the road was nothing but a dream. However, this chode flask has made my dream of eating curry and rice in the car a reality. Never give up hope.
Last night, a small creature was scratching at my kitchen door. I was too scared to open the door, but the silhouette resembled a hedgehog, a big bummed rat or giant ant. I haven't been able to stop thinking about what is was, so tonight the night vision camera is coming out.
Overheard at breakfast in the b&b: "this apple juice is so tasty and sweet even though it's probably the same as the apple juice in England" - small child
Today's office. Who doesn't love a sea view mildly obstructed by some scaffolding and a bit of window condensation?
Mad what you can achieve when you actually follow instructions. Wish my head was the size of a grapefruit.
Today I learnt that trying to sing happy birthday as a group over zoom is much better in theory than in reality. Absolute chaos.
I'm sat here judging a ski jumper for not falling far enough through the sky to win an Olympic medal when I can't even jump and catch a ball without falling over
Luge is a mad sport. How do you even discover that you're into that kind of thing?
One of my biggest fears is driving over a speed bump too slowly, stopping, and then getting stuck on it forever
Another quality night @GleeClubCardiff - huge thanks to @mattpricecomic, @SLIMcomedian, @MaisieAdam, @patcanbefound & @PRvix for the laughs

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