The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

A podcast about different families, different styles of parenting, and how every parent ultimately has the same goal…to not raise jerks! b1015.com/the-impossible… United States Joined February 2018

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

5 years ago

Me: I need you finish this picture so we can submit it to your art teacher 6yr: let me finish typing then I’ll see if I can fit it in my schedule #elearning

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

5 years ago

I talked so much shit last year about having more alone time and how much more productive I’d be once all my kids were in school, then the universe called bullshit on it and I’m stuck at home with zero alone time and no willpower. #impossiblejob #parenting #kids #parentproblems

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

5 years ago

Love is- Your partner using their large hot hands as a makeshift heating pad because you have cramps and don’t want to get up to find the heating pad.

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

5 years ago

4 year old woke up the whole house at 4AM to discuss hand washing, germs and bacteria So if anyone is looking, we are giving away a toddler. Super big into hygiene -will make a great pandemic buddy

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

5 years ago

Son: what is wrong with this tv? Machines never make mistakes! Me: I think we should watch The Terminator today

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

5 years ago

Do you ever have a sneezing fit and think “This is my life now.”? #impossiblejob #thisismylifenow #allergies #ineedatissue

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

6 years ago

Spouse: children are in rare form today Me: is it really rare form when they act like this everyday? #QuaratineLife

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

6 years ago

Might as well be a Monday. #impossiblejob #parentingInAPandemic #parenting #COVID19Pandemic #StayHome #weekendvibes

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

6 years ago

March is the new January. How are we only 3 months into 2020?! #impossiblejob #SideEffectsOfQuarantineLife #StayAtHomeAndStaySafe #CoronaLockdown #parenting #2020

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

6 years ago

My kids are getting lessons in cleaning bathrooms today. Welcome to homeschool! #StayHome #COVIDー19 #homeschooling

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

6 years ago

Guess I should have taken “Last day of school” photos 2 weeks ago. - Every parent who just found out school has been canceled for the rest of the year. #cryinginmywine #impossiblejob #homeschooling #AtHomeTogether #ParentingInAPandemic

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

6 years ago

Over lunch: Child 1: for my next birthday I want a ramen birthday party. Ramen everything Me: I’ve really nailed this parenting thing #QuaratineLife #ramen #StayAtHome

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

6 years ago

My husband is upset at this one bitch because she gave him a list of things to do around the house and yelled “They’re are no weekends in quarantine!!” It’s me. I’m that bitch. #QuarantineLife #impossiblejob #Quarantine #parenting #springcleaning #bitch

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

6 years ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you haven’t yet- Get your kids lunch boxes out of their backpacks and throw out that half eaten moldy sandwich and rancid yogurt. #impossiblejob #dontbelikeme #friendlyreminder #QuarantineLife #cleaning #yuck

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

6 years ago

2019: Yikes, this year has been rough! 2020: Hold my beer. #CoronavirusPandemic #COVD19 #lockdown #parenting #impossiblejob #ThursdayThoughts #ParentProblems

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

6 years ago

I’m a much more cautious driver now that I’m a parent for a lot of reasons. The main one being, I’m terrified of paramedics having to cut off my clothes and see me in granny panties and the sweater I’m growing on my legs.

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

6 years ago

“Don’t lick me while I’m pooping!” -Things I never thought I’d say before becoming a parent. #impossiblejob #ParentProblems #kids #bathroomtalk

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

6 years ago

We talk w/ #ParentsNeedToEatToo author @DebbieHarry this week about meal planning! Go to the link in our bio to take a listen and sign up for Debbies awesome meal plans! #impossiblejob #mealprep #parenting #kids

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The Impossible Job @_impossiblejob

6 years ago

While I was getting dressed my daughter came in and said “I love your soft squishy belly” while she motor boated my stomach. In case you were wondering how parenting crushes your soul.