HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad

An entertainment experience for parents, or anyone who's had parents, really. Also on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube: HowToBeADad https://t.co/0J79afktXQ howtobeadad.com Los Angeles, CA Joined July 2010

Tweets

30K
Followers

167K
Following

1K
Likes

11K

HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad

3 weeks ago

The older I get, the more irritated I am by the spelling of Wednesday

0 1 2 347 0

HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad

3 months ago

I’ve said “well that didn’t sound good” many times in my life while driving. Now that I’m in my 40s, I also say it in reference to my body.

0 0 2 533 0

HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad

8 months ago

My dog: *panting in terror and shuddering like a lopsided laundry load on spin cycle* Me: Awww it’s okay, boy. It’s just a rapid series of explosions and guns going off hundreds of times for hours and hours. Don’t be such a scaredy cat.

5 19 31 745 0

HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad

8 months ago

Don't be a pessimist and tell me my fly is half open. Be an optimist and say it's half closed!

9 16 27 624 0

McDad @mcdadstuff

a year ago

Well, it’s Father’s Day and the rest of my family is out of town. So, basically I’m living the dream of all mothers on Mother’s Day

3 24 116 8K 0

HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad

a year ago

If you’re having a bad day, find a toddler and ask them to pronounce hallelujah. You’re welcome

14 24 36 931 1

HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad

a year ago

I’m on a weight-loss journey. But I appear to be walking backwards.

13 21 29 1K 0

HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad

2 years ago

Pausing a movie to explain old tech to your kid makes you really appreciate how far we’ve come, and how old you’ve gotten. Mostly the old part tho

13 24 37 897 0

HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad

2 years ago

Little kids putting on clothes is more entertaining than professional wrestling.

17 10 24 1K 0

HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad

2 years ago

Some of you will need this soon.

0 1 2 1K 0

Download Image

Simon Holland @simoncholland

2 years ago

Replaced a fuse in a rival dad’s Christmas lights so the second half of the strand would turn on right in front of his wife and kids.

5 25 172 25K 0

Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh

2 years ago

happy "let's circle back on this after the holidays" to all who observe!

17 3K 22K 754K 239

HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad

2 years ago

You know what’s worse than getting a song you hate stuck in your head? Your kid getting a song you hate stuck in their head. Like 10 times worse man

1 0 3 858 0

Simon Holland @simoncholland

2 years ago

Heard a rival dad is planning to hand out king size candy bars for Halloween so now every trick or treater that comes to my house is getting a full rack of ribs.