jane @_jane_19
cuz my life is dope & i do dope shit Joined May 2010-
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I be sitting at a bar thinking I look like a bad bitch whole time I’m hunching my back
is it going to be 48° and raining for the rest of my life
jesus watching everyone talk about beyoncé instead this easter weekend
Jersey City, why are you like this? Btw- what newspaper do you think he is reading?
If I was a Princess and I had to do my own photoshops I’d be fuming. Like they’re spending how much on Andrew’s lawyers and I’m hunched over an overheating laptop blurring layers on Adobe Photoshop are you kidding me
If they ban TikTok, how will I spend 10:30-11:30pm every night instead of going to bed?
happy international women’s day to anyone i’ve met in a bar bathroom. you are all my sisters now
girl memory is tracking an event based off the nails or hairstyle you had at the time.
Me about to lock my sims in a burning house.
Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last
i get it. whenever something happens to me i run to the craziest person i know for affirmation
i get it. whenever something happens to me i run to the craziest person i know for affirmation
the DMV listing what you need to bring to get a Real ID
Monica admitting to being Reality Von Tease #RHOSLC
nice high beams. have u ever been shot
Bitches post their ugly ass boyfriend and be like “he’s mine” girl thank god
NeNe Leakes attends the SpongeBob SquarePants wax figure unveiling, 2009. #RHOA
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officially done with my first year of grad school 🥳😊
Kylie Jenner must be fertile af if she got pregnant by Timothee Chalamet because there is no way that he has strong swimmers, he looks anemic, dehydrated, and we ALL know he has been ravaged by one of the most prolific case of Chlamydia in modern history
during a workout this morning, my trainer referred to Zedd’s “Clarity” as his favorite song from middle school
alan showing up to breakfast on the traitors:
I said I was sorry! 😂
It’s Lu Sorry I called you a pedafile #RHONY
She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk
day drinking and friendship are gonna be huge this spring
Ok lmfao
If all 8 billion human beings were ground into mincemeat, the resulting ball of flesh would be just under 1 km in diameter.
Get a side job baby
Please @Dr_Heavenly help me fix my teeth you be doing some REAL amazing work but I’m a starving artist and I can’t afford implants🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
The best desperate housewife was Bree, the worst was Susan. The best husband was Carlos and the worst was Tom. There is no other “valid” “opinion”
Ever since I saw someone say she’s giving Sandoval I really can’t unsee it
Ion care how many kids I have I’m not buying no van somebody just can’t come
i’m so sorry but one of the best days of my life was when the manager of a brandy melville asked me if i wanted a job application. again i am sorry
me digging up the beatles so they can listen to beyoncé’s cover of blackbird
Hot Girl Summer is now