_janey @_janey
Leisure Consultant / Pancake House Cocktail Waitress / Philosopher King / Secret Agent / Unindicted Co-Conspirator / Just Some Rando on the Internet San Francisco, CA Joined September 2008-
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Just astonishingly tone deaf. Crater the world economy then spend the weekend golfing against Washington General-like competitors. Seems fairly clear he’s not interested in running for any office again.
Just astonishingly tone deaf. Crater the world economy then spend the weekend golfing against Washington General-like competitors. Seems fairly clear he’s not interested in running for any office again.
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THIS! Everything I've wanted to say since the moment his ear was nicked by the glass.
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No matter how this verdict shakes out, I will never forgive the media for calling this “the hush money trial/case.” THIS IS NOT A FUCKING HUSH MONEY TRIAL. IT’S AN ELECTION INTERFERENCE TRIAL. ITS A CONSPIRACY TO DEFRAUD THE AMERICAN VOTERS BY KEEPING INFORMATION FROM THEM TRIAL
He's chewing on his sleep. You may have to listen very closely to hear him. So silly 😋
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OpenAI just killed 1,000+ "pdf readers". You can upload up to 10,000 files - or 500x more than before, also faster. Here's a quick "how-to" guide:
https://t.co/qW3czGgkPp
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Chubb (Ticker: CB), a publicly traded company, underwrote Trump's $91.63 million E Jean Carroll bond. Shareholders should question this support for an adjudicated rapist.
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Holy moly. This is worth every minute. Jonathan Katz exposes Katie Britt as a lying sack of shit. 👀
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Iran is closer than ever to a nuclear weapon because Donald Trump pulled out of Obama’s nuclear deal. Trump said he would make a better deal. He never did. This is what happens when we have leaders with zero understanding of foreign policy or diplomacy.
Damn I wonder when Wade is going to file suit against this dude for breach of attorney/client privilege? nytimes.com/2024/02/29/us/…
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.@radeksikorski setting the record straight at the un security council today. on the 2nd anniversary of the russian invasion of ukraine, an essential watch. please take the time.
They wanted it to be true so much that they were willing to become Russian assets. If I were Republican, I would take a hard look at the unifying principle behind all of the actions that contradict the stated policies of the party. They're not conservative. They just want power.
They wanted it to be true so much that they were willing to become Russian assets. If I were Republican, I would take a hard look at the unifying principle behind all of the actions that contradict the stated policies of the party. They're not conservative. They just want power.
Holy Ovaries, Batman! Did you see what the CHIEF JUSTICE wrote in the Alabama Supreme Court opinion ruling that embryos are babies? “Even before birth, all human beings have the IMAGE OF GOD, and their lives cannot be destroyed without EFFACING HIS GLORY” (emphasis mine) 😲
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The biggest story in the world today should be that Bill Barr killed the investigation into Trump conspiring with Russia to win in 2016, then immediately began conspiring with a Russian asset to win in 2020, and Republicans picked up where he left off to rig the 2024 election.
What's sick is that even if it was unwitting, they don't view this as a problem.
What's sick is that even if it was unwitting, they don't view this as a problem.
QT with your most recent selfie. Trying out silver hair dye
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If Fani Willis is compromised because she may have received a meal and a plane ticket, your gonna shit when you hear about Clarance Thomas.
It means that AI doesn't work and human beings make the best writers and editors.
It means that AI doesn't work and human beings make the best writers and editors.
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