joesph @_jooby_
Athens, GA Joined September 2019-
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eight michelob ultras in at a barn wedding feeling very middle georgia right now
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Feel like such a filthy, stinky little guy when I walk into the same class wearing the same shirt two days in a row.
saw the wordle colors out the corner of my eye and locked on immediately goddam this is fucked up
love shitting my brains out in the warnell unisex bathroom on a hungover tuesday morning, dawgs on top baby lets go
funny that all my coworkers are watching me become an alcoholic before their very eyes, buying shots at the end every shift like it ain't no thing
My 30 year old (I'm guessing) coworker asked me "are you like, online?" while I was scrolling through twitter today. He tried to explain to me what cheugy meant and then said "do you know based? like based god?" Just the darndest thing.
fuck man they got me
I can legally chuckle at this joke now
I can legally chuckle at this joke now
retroactively happy I missed the transfer app deadline so im not attending the super spreader behemoth that is uga
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