karl @_karlicbread
you’re either a smart fella or a fart smella Joined February 2011-
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I can’t have children I have a rumba that gets lost everyday and that’s enough responsibility
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The shitty chocolate chip Walmart cookies in the clear container have me in a chokehold
Existence is pain
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it’s bisexual awareness week so you have to think about me
I would jump. No parachute necessary
I would jump. No parachute necessary
I think my favorite thing about being a PA as a new grad is not knowing what’s going on ever :)
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I think football would be better if they kissed
I don’t care about your zodiac sign, what’s your first word on wordle
Maybe I’m wrong but if you’re gonna be a nurse you should probably believe in science???
My favorite part of my iced coffee is when I can start to taste my paper straw disintegrating
Fun and silly thing about the new AirPods is that I can hear every bone and joint in my body crack with every step 🥰
well
Anytime someone says “bill would be proud of you” about graduation
Really wasn’t planning to fall in love with bham but I am pretty bummed about leaving ☹️
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve said “I’m a PA……” *blank stare* “…. kinda like a nurse practitioner”
Coming out is weird bc literal strangers online will show you more support than some friends
Can’t believe I’m so headass obsessed rn. Got me saying shit like “sleep tight 🥺” and “eat a balanced breakfast ❤️”
I thought this was a cinnamon stick in celebration of fall flavors. But it is a weed
I thought this was a cinnamon stick in celebration of fall flavors. But it is a weed
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