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C a r n e f i x @_miimsy

I am one of a long line of mimsy and embittered middle class sensitives who disguises my feeble lust as something spiritual and Socratic. carnefox.com Joined September 2009
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C a r n e f i x @_miimsy

12 years ago

Life is a hotel pool at night, and security is coming.

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12 years ago

Is the baby smiling, or is it just gas? Which do you want it to be?

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Mark Agee @MarkAgee

12 years ago

Yelp should just be called White People Mildly Inconvenienced Once dot com

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Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw

12 years ago

I don't give a shit about the Olympics. There, I said it

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12 years ago

Well, the movie Woman successfully made me hate men and dogs a little more.

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Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene

12 years ago

We should replace I love you with I trust you.

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12 years ago

#mature

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12 years ago

Cloaca is the Latin word for sewer.

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12 years ago

The best part is chickens don't have wangs. They have cloaca.

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12 years ago

Changed "wings" to "wangs" in the restaurant system because I'm mature.

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12 years ago

I'm so sensitive, but shit just happens sometimes.

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Bad Robot @bad_robot

12 years ago

"One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things." #BRQuoteDuJour

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12 years ago

"I'm gonna stick my junk under the faucet."

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12 years ago

Nailed it, Warren. @Gorthon32

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12 years ago

It may be years until the day my dreams will match up with my pay. I got a man to stick it out and make a home from a rented house.

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12 years ago

"I want to be as thin as her." I sighed, stuffing another handful of jelly beans in my mouth.

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12 years ago

The holiday gift I spent 3 fucking months composing and $500 to produce arrived three days late and totally fucking botched. #DIAF2013

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Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog

12 years ago

Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you or makes you happy.” -Robert Tew

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Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene

12 years ago

He said that because he's sad. She acts like that because she's sad. He did that thing because he's sad. You're doing that because you're sa

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12 years ago

be patient and tough be patient and tough be patient and tough be patient and tough be patient and tough be patient and tough be patient and

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