Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein
(not a parody) // guy with camera // man on mic // deuteranopia // Pearl•Steen // PA for Grownups 2 meatspin.com Salem (you pick which one) Joined May 2010-
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I don’t ask God for much, but I give thoughts and prayers for Johnson and JD perpetually stepping on Legos
JD is the “I’m not gay but” chaser of politicians. There has never been a more clear indication of somebody using their political power to inflict pain on a group of people who didn’t respect him from the jump, and then retaliating against a community that said “fuck off”
JD is the “I’m not gay but” chaser of politicians. There has never been a more clear indication of somebody using their political power to inflict pain on a group of people who didn’t respect him from the jump, and then retaliating against a community that said “fuck off”
“Millennials are soft” bruh we grew up feeling empathy for fictional creatures called Pokémon, and Tim Curry voiced a dude named Nigel Thornberry who was passionate about wildlife preservation I would not know about Borneo or orangutans if it wasn’t for this show
“Millennials are soft” bruh we grew up feeling empathy for fictional creatures called Pokémon, and Tim Curry voiced a dude named Nigel Thornberry who was passionate about wildlife preservation I would not know about Borneo or orangutans if it wasn’t for this show
knew she was the real deal as a kid when she had a foreword in one of The Far Side volumes where she talked about being so tickled by this strip that she struck a lifelong friendship with Gary Larson and his shared love for the natural world. RIP
knew she was the real deal as a kid when she had a foreword in one of The Far Side volumes where she talked about being so tickled by this strip that she struck a lifelong friendship with Gary Larson and his shared love for the natural world. RIP https://t.co/slxAZnHnRX
happy october
If bills like this pass, it won't be long before it's no longer 'voluntary', and we'll all have to bake in our homes in the summer because AI data centers 'need' the energy instead.
If bills like this pass, it won't be long before it's no longer 'voluntary', and we'll all have to bake in our homes in the summer because AI data centers 'need' the energy instead.
*Tim Pool trying to show how easy it is to grind a handrail to Ben Shapiro* *Gets concussed boardsliding* *blames DEI for the welding*
*Tim Pool trying to show how easy it is to grind a handrail to Ben Shapiro* *Gets concussed boardsliding* *blames DEI for the welding*
writers room was like: “depict us as white and clean, I don’t care how many lies you gotta tell ” “depict Democrats as dark and dirty, I don’t care how many lies you gotta tell”
writers room was like: “depict us as white and clean, I don’t care how many lies you gotta tell ” “depict Democrats as dark and dirty, I don’t care how many lies you gotta tell”
your VP btw
your VP btw https://t.co/PGNvqiceQ7
Such a fool for thinking I could save this in my drafts for a couple months before the Halftime Show, but people blew their lid almost immediately when Bad Bunny was announced
Such a fool for thinking I could save this in my drafts for a couple months before the Halftime Show, but people blew their lid almost immediately when Bad Bunny was announced https://t.co/ORrGb15mZZ
“Don’t compare us to Gestapo” *proceeds to do Gestapo-like things*
You can settle in court (like Cheeto normally does) and use fuck-you income to pay him OR You can stick to your guns and refuse to give a whiny baby what they want Why THE FUCK are credible outlets compromising their integrity in the name of being a submissive weak bitch
You can settle in court (like Cheeto normally does) and use fuck-you income to pay him OR You can stick to your guns and refuse to give a whiny baby what they want Why THE FUCK are credible outlets compromising their integrity in the name of being a submissive weak bitch
wdym “abolish daylight savings”, it’s still going to be dark at night bro
America be like: inside of you are two cows
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