simple man @_realcoolhand
(he/him) none of these opinions are mine The South Joined November 2020-
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Lilith was a nervous wreck worrying that the most recent assassin would be identified as a smoke-calico female who, being spayed, had never had kittens; she is not happy about any assassination but feels much relief when the assassin is the plainest most iconic all-American white…
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talk about a pain in the neck
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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk jezebel.com/we-paid-some-e…
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Hash browns are the MAGA of food. Thanks but will pass.
Hash browns are the MAGA of food. Thanks but will pass.
When I was a kid my dad recorded a live concert by the blind boys of Alabama, a gospel band, off PBS onto a cd. I would refuse to watch anything else
When I was a kid my dad recorded a live concert by the blind boys of Alabama, a gospel band, off PBS onto a cd. I would refuse to watch anything else
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Put the gun down young man. There's too much pussy out there to kill yourself
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Things are being accomplished in the Great Lakes that the rest of the world can’t even begin to comprehend
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comfy arm chair to wait for your wife to come down so you can go to dinner
comfy arm chair to wait for your wife to come down so you can go to dinner
Used to work with a woman who bought a weak one and she would nail people with it when they weren’t expecting it. She operated a machine that could kill someone for 8+ hours a day
Used to work with a woman who bought a weak one and she would nail people with it when they weren’t expecting it. She operated a machine that could kill someone for 8+ hours a day
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does anyone want to volunteer to let me chop their head off?
Is that Chappell roan?
Is that Chappell roan?
Yes 🙌
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Both should be ridiculously expensive and all the money should go to me
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Wars reward.
At all times on For You page I’m being subjected to tweets from a fandom. House MD, Star Wars for a bit, but for months now it’s been Severance. However now that the finale’s out I am being made to see what stans have to say about the Hunger Games. I should delete the app
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Minion in a Vietnamese interrogation room after being asked what they were doing in Cambodia in 1979
The funny thing about this edit is that right after this the other little girl owns him by correcting him, that the Tsar burned Moscow
The funny thing about this edit is that right after this the other little girl owns him by correcting him, that the Tsar burned Moscow
Another heartbreaking casualty of Trump’s war on DEI. Gone but not forgotten 💕
Another heartbreaking casualty of Trump’s war on DEI. Gone but not forgotten 💕
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