Wang Chung @_wangchung_

Has the perfect lower abdomen for dad bod. Excel at dad jokes. Singapore Joined November 2009

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

2 weeks ago

There is no self made men. You were there because someone put you there.

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

4 weeks ago

5 yr old girl: Daddy, I want to show you something! Me: Ok, what's that? Girl: Colourful diarrhoea! Me: What!! Girl: *pulls out a book* Me: Ohhh.... A colourful diary! *ginormous sigh of relief*

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

a month ago

Get smart - Get rich - Get hot

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

2 months ago

SG nominal GDP is 33% more than HK.

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

3 months ago

A friend invited me to another yoga class. I declined. I don't need yoga to feel stretched with the current inflation.

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

3 months ago

Bliss is knowing when enough is enough.

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

4 months ago

It took me so long to realise that busyness is a form of laziness. It's an escape of what truly matters.

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

5 months ago

East Asia produced more than 90% of all major ships in the world.

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

5 months ago

A single Chinese shipyard in one year produced more ships than the entire US produced from 1945 to 2025.

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

5 months ago

In life, we need a meaning, a struggle, and a cause to fight for.

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

5 months ago

Modern luxury is the ability to think clearly, sleep deeply, move slowly, and live quietly, in the world designed to prevent all four.

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

6 months ago

I run a consistent deficit with the dry cleaners, gas station, and grocery store. Never mind the fact that I enjoy the benefit of clean clothes, dinner on the table, and a full tank of petrol.

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

6 months ago

First one is nice, He had to do it twice, Remember his name, Declan Rice, This thing rhymes.

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

6 months ago

He wanted to end the war in Russia. Ended up having a trade war with the rest of the world.

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

6 months ago

How many Trump supporters take to change a light bulb? None. Trump says it's already done, and all stand around in the dark applauding him.

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Wang Chung @_wangchung_

6 months ago

The very moment Trump paused the tariff around the world except for China, Trump had lost. All Chinese goods will enter USA through other countries with little to no tariff.