captain horseshit @_xanthar
hit me with your car ♡ Joined June 2021-
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If this is a hole puncher then what the fuck are they stocking our schools with oh wait
@RepBoebert Fentanyl is indeed a problem—as are cordless hole punchers. So when, @laurenboebert, will you introduce legislation to classify cordless hole punchers as weapons of mass destruction of Americans? (Btw, your calling AR-15s cordless hole punchers was inhumanely insensitive.)
tularemia
Do you think police cadets should be required to volunteer in underserved minority communities (unarmed) prior to earning their badge? ✅ Yes, why aren’t they doing this already? ❌ No, I support recklessly arming law-enforcement
this web site is perfect for me because i love to Bitch about stupid shit and i am too dumb to mail letters properly
Maturing is realizing you’re the Allan ((standoffish but concerned for everyone’s safety during aquatic recreation events ))
@Bornakang ie what is the deal with identical twins partnering and reproducing with other identical twins someone pls investigate
@Bornakang genetically i get the novelty or intrigue with this but someone please tell me psychologically what is going on here
It’s happening
Jack Cheng @jackchengNRP
716 Followers 4K Following MS3 @UNTHealth_TCOM | BS @UT_Dallas | Licensed Paramedic | Interests: EM, EMS, Med Ed | He/him/his | Views my own
katie 🌙 @28katieT98
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48 Followers 103 Following “extremely online but doesn’t get pop culture references” - my roommate, on my beige flags
Dr. Connor Thomas @ConnorT012
299 Followers 353 Following Former Hoosiers RB | Indiana University 2020 | Logan University 2024 | Pi Kappa Chi | Cooper Family and Pediatric Chiropractic
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real haters @realesthaters
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Pickle 🐭 @pickleshrew
83 Followers 565 Following (She/They) (26)(NSFW?🔞) I eat my emotions and watch anime. Twitch Affiliate,Certified Cheese 🧀 Sometimes I draw? Minors DNI!
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dink_camron @DerekToDaCamero
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Kelley Bowers @kbowers2011
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leah @cheez_potato
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Jennifer Cech @jennifercech_
356 Followers 359 Following Angels can't be everywhere. That's why God gave us friends.
Grace Hayse @gracehayse_
309 Followers 497 Following livin like Larry// Insta: gracehayse // wine and cheese connoisseur // environmentalist 🌎 blogger ⬇️ BLM
Dr. Connor Thomas @ConnorT012
299 Followers 353 Following Former Hoosiers RB | Indiana University 2020 | Logan University 2024 | Pi Kappa Chi | Cooper Family and Pediatric Chiropractic
whalefact @awhalefact
184K Followers 367 Following whale fact for you. Black Lives Matter. 🇵🇸 | merch:https://t.co/xP9ZYgc0na
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katie 🌙 @28katieT98
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Borat @BoratSagdiyev
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Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66
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Dan White @atdanwhite
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Tony Hawk @tonyhawk
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