d @davidyourson

live every day as if it were whopper wednesday Joined July 2019

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d @davidyourson

5 years ago

Asking the used car salesman if the previous owner died while in the vehicle because it’s giving off negative energy Insisting he has a legal obligation to tell me

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5 years ago

Mercury poisoning was a myth generated by the poultry industry to stunt Big Tuna’s top line growth.

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5 years ago

Guy trying to fight me at the bar doesn’t even know I have perfect pitch

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If an individual orders a tuna sandwich from subway more than 3 times in a consecutive 5 day period, regardless of sandwich length, subway is legally required to add them to a gov’t watchlist A lot of people don’t know this

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🎺😮‍💨 || Sam @samiswhoiam

5 years ago

This cat is so unhinged but living his best liiiiifeeee??!!! x.com/FadAstra/statu…

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5 years ago

@NotMoeZied Eating soup with my hands

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5 years ago

Problem solving by having a sandwich for dinner since I’m out of clean utensils

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5 years ago

Budgeting so I can save up to buy a lighthouse, but having a hard time predicting my monthly wool sweater budget. I’d imagine it tapers off after I reach critical wool sweater mass, but then are there maintenance costs? Repairs?

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d @davidyourson

5 years ago

It’s still there

d @davidyourson

5 years ago

There’s a penny in my shower that I consistently do nothing about

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Ir.Kumar @skumar176

5 years ago

A family of Cheetah sleep with the forest guard every night.The Forest Dept wanted to investigate this this claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Not sure if the storyline is true but the Bonding is genuine and amazing. #animals