zoe @_zoehoffman
unstoppable Joined March 2020-
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this came in my Le Creuset mystery box
I’m tired of being single Wtf
you can already be having a bad day then spotify curates you a playlist called “lunatic loner crazy girl crash out anthems”
oily scalp frizzy ends
i love when girls are obviously going thru something and start tweeting like woah vicky
the ‘with mama’ meme is the only thing keeping my leaky shack of a nervous system together
My 19 year old sister has 2 guns and a 36 year old boyfriend
Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life
Note my bf left on the receipt tonight
'Botanist Cat'
Great visualization on this from PopCrave
Great visualization on this from PopCrave
The concept of referring to everything as a concept
Just Hearting every teeet that pops up on my timeline...fuck it.. I love Everything
I know I Stayed up too late bc everything on my tl funnier than it should be
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