Annie Schauman @a_schauman

3rd grade teacher • Louisville Louisville Joined April 2009

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ego @notmalkinego

4 years ago

every single week

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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney

5 years ago

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

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sheeva @sheevasmells

6 years ago

“Hope this email finds you well” where the email finds me:

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Annie Schauman @a_schauman

6 years ago

When a child announcesto the room “ I think I have a fever”

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Annie Schauman @a_schauman

6 years ago

I literally got attacked by a bird the other day and now IG targeted ads are “birds aren’t real” shirts. Like 2020 you’re proving to be a REAL bitch.

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Annie Schauman @a_schauman

7 years ago

Sad that the Rona postponed my Dominican trip. But honestly today showed I can a horrific sunburn anywhere on Earth. 🌎

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Annie Schauman @a_schauman

7 years ago

There’s no bigger rush on a weekday morning than knowing you mighttt be late for work but stopping for that iced coffee anyway. Miss that.

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Annie Schauman @a_schauman

7 years ago

I’ve lost track what day of quarantine it is. But I’m so bored I listened to country music for fun today. Not even because I’m sad. Just wanted to switch It up. I’m unwell.

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Annie Schauman @a_schauman

7 years ago

How do people work from home. I wasn’t cut out for this. Help. 🆘

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

7 years ago

unexpected plus of working from home is hearing my roommate’s work voice on her work calls like i’ve never heard her be so appropriate or tell more Karen jokes it’s amazing

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Sarahs immediate response to hearing amazon wouldn’t deliver anything other than necessities. “Omg do you think i have time to order dry shampoo?” Like sis, we’re in quarantine. No ones hair is clean.

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Annie Schauman @a_schauman

7 years ago

115 google classroom notifications later and I remember why I had half of my class muted from making comments.

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Annie Schauman @a_schauman

7 years ago

Not to flex on you all. But I definitely had the swine flu. What are the odds I go 2 for 2 with flu pandemics?

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Annie Schauman @a_schauman

7 years ago

My co worker asked if i was planning to cancel any of my upcoming trips. I’ve never seen such a look of fear/ disappointment in someone’s eyes as when I said “nah sis if i die, I die” 🛫🏝

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Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__

7 years ago

everybody: 2020 is finally going to be our year 👌🏼 3 months later:

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Annie Schauman @a_schauman

7 years ago

Today one a 3rd grader looked me dead in the eye and said you’ve stopped at Starbucks ALOT lately. Maybe you should’ve given it up for Lent. I’ve never felt so attacked.

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Annie Schauman @a_schauman

7 years ago

Whenever I need a little laugh, i think back to living at 509 & none of us realizing we had a squirrel living in our fireplace until it chewed through the wall and stuck it’s head out. What a time to be alive that was.