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This shit here is why we end up in these ouroboros cycles. You were not the first generation to get promised magic and rainbows. You were not the first generation to get told you could change the world with unicorns and fairy dust. ffs
One of Pfizer’s first products was penicillin.
Conservatives just hate people making decisions about their own bodies.
Conservatives just hate people making decisions about their own bodies.
Look, no offense, but "Ga'Quincy 'Kool-Aid' McKinstry" sounds like a name from that "Key and Peel" skit.
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As a physician, I have to say, this complaint contains so many layers of bad medicine and dumb decisions that I struggle to process it all.
As a physician, I have to say, this complaint contains so many layers of bad medicine and dumb decisions that I struggle to process it all.
Most men live lives of quiet desperation. The rest won’t shut up about it.
Most men live lives of quiet desperation. The rest won’t shut up about it.
@kareem_carr *guy who thinks the civil war was about 'states' rights', knows every black crime statistic in the past 50 years by heart and insists there's a plan by governments and corporations to commit white genocide*: "i don't see race"
This is what happens when you let unqualified African Americans run your company
This is what happens when you let unqualified African Americans run your company
70% of the replies to this tweet are obvious engagement farming.
70% of the replies to this tweet are obvious engagement farming.
Hey, @DougJBalloon, you can shut down your account. There's no point to trying to parody this shit anymore.
Hey, @DougJBalloon, you can shut down your account. There's no point to trying to parody this shit anymore.
Republicans are suddenly concerned about "Dark Money", which was made possible by conservative Supreme Court justices in "Citizens United v. FEC".
Republicans are suddenly concerned about "Dark Money", which was made possible by conservative Supreme Court justices in "Citizens United v. FEC". https://t.co/lUlveokpNy
"I and a couple of other editorial leaders were encouraged to make sure that any coverage of a Trump lie was matched with a story about a lie from Hillary Clinton. Another colleague asked what to do if one candidate just lied more than the other." Silence. slate.com/business/2024/…
This is the most damning story you'll read about NPR today. But NPR was far from the only mainstream national news org to take this approach during the 2016 election. slate.com/business/2024/…
“Isreal” is still trending. Y’all are embarrassing.
vaxxed?
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@muddaub This killed me
Has anyone checked to see if Elon's just wandering around the top floor of a hotel wearing a robe and Kleenex boxes on his feet? Storing jars of urine? Watching Ice Station Zebra over and over?
I am a Tesla fan, owner, and paltry early investor (the only time I’ve ever done that after a reporting trip) but it sounds like Elon has lost interest in running an automotive business. This is insane - Tesla just won the national charging competition! electrek.co/2024/04/29/tes…
@VerumVulnero1 @pjj23skidoo 1. The majority of Palestinians lives in the West Bank, ruled by Fatah. 2. Hamas was elected 18 years ago (as a progressive party back then) and rules autocratically since. 75% of todays population were not at voting age or even alive then.
Time is a flat circle. Some of you will wake up and realize you need to alter course to actually get things done. The rest of you will flip from left to right on a dime and blame all the wrong people for the holes you dug yourselves into. Choose wisely.
You are not the first generation to find out the world is cruel and unjust and you’re not the first ones to get told to blame the Jews or Black Dems while terrorists and oligarchs are soft sold to you in sympathetic terms.
@salstrange I am right now reading The Peloponnesian War and in Book 3 chap 47, Thucydides' description of revolution could exactly be describing today. It's uncanny. I still remember how proud the rioters were of destroying the Democratic convention in Chicago.
When white GenX didn’t get their rainbows too many of my peers blamed Democrats for trying to censor their music and video games. Too many fell into the selfish lies of libertarian bullshit that blamed affirmative action, etc., for not getting their promised unicorns.
This shit here is why we end up in these ouroboros cycles. You were not the first generation to get promised magic and rainbows. You were not the first generation to get told you could change the world with unicorns and fairy dust. ffs
@BillboardChris But Conservatives always tell me that parents know what's best for their kids.
@DanODonnellShow @UWMadison Hmm. I wonder why. Maybe being <$20 and the top results on google had something to do with it.
Everything in the world is a Jewish plot to these people. These people think the Jews are banning TikTok, the Jews run the banks, the Jews made traffic bad this morning so they were late to work.
With all due respect to the students protesting, it’ll be the most Northwestern thing imaginable if they’re the only encampment to negotiate themselves out of existence
Now Trump has to attend Barron’s graduation. Careful what you wish for. He will make it all about himself though.
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reading all the handwringing about “free speech” and “safety” and remembering Anne Applebaum wrote an article in 2002 explicitly calling for the targeted killing of Palestinian journalists for the crime of making Israel look bad