Adam Chalmers @adam_chal
Australian, new Texan. Tech @Zoodotdev, formerly @Cloudflare. My tweets have been read out loud in Australian parliament. https://t.co/iQvRlrISzB blog.adamchalmers.com Austin, TX Joined June 2009-
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Reading "Killing Commendatore". Getting a new Murakami novel is always such a joy.
I keep accidentally texting my friends like I am a dog
It’s true. Signal is a better way to communicate, with everyone.
Did not enjoy the Fallout TV show (never played the games)
Ridiculous that there's no way to get a number row on the iPhone keyboard
I'm giving iPhone another try after 10 years of Android. What are your favourite iOS-only apps I should try?
"crypto" does NOT meant cryptocurrency it means cryptosporidiosis!
In 1977, Jorge Luis Borges, one of the most influential 20th c. Spanish-language writers, told William F. Buckley (whose first language was Spanish) his reasons for feeling, age 78, that English was 'far finer' than his native tongue. Right or wrong, I love his savor for language
What’s edge compute and what tradeoffs do you want to think of? Re: recent Vercel announcement A thread 🧵
android users are one of the most disenfranchised identities within the USA
One of my comedy idols Paula Pell is having a moment with Girls5eva so it’s important we revisit this incredible bit
dogs are settler-colonialist. children are settler-colonialist. however. staying in bed all day and posting is virtuous behaviour.
neural oscillator of .. @mycoliza
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First, they tell you college students are too fragile. Then they send the largest police force in the country to squash their protest against genocide because they refuse to back down from the milquetoast bootlicking administration and board of trustees.
I mean it literally does
@kymtje @nicotine_nazi Paperwork doesn't make you Australian
This is probably right. Most people don't form political opinions through deep examination of the issues or reasoning from first principles. It's more like picking some particular fashion label or way of dressing. Especially for younger people, who face more peer pressure.
How can you tell if a programmer has been to hell and back in terms of what they've had to debug? Stuff like this 👇
The students should go protest at a Texas elementary school. Then they won't have to worry about armed police showing up.
One of the most shocking things from today’s student protest at @UTAustin today was seeing state troopers brandishing automatic weapons on campus. Were handguns and batons not enough for a crowd of angry 19-year-olds???
i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.” they accused me of cheating. there were hearings, inquiries.
I bought my car for $13k which is half of what the average American pays. If I spent that extra $13k on like, an insane workstation or a new wardrobe, it'd look ridiculously opulent, but people see a slightly nicer/newer car as totally reasonable. Obvious point but like wow
didn't realize this took place in britain and was very concerned by that second sentence
after 11 years of therapy i'm ready to admit: i want to win. that's the drive hidden deep, deep down in my sinful heart—i want to win
Yep, looked this guy in the eye and ordered "Thai spicy" today. Totally worth it.
@adam_chal 🎵 i wanna be a matcha man 🎶
Women at our local breakfast place call me “pickle man” to my face 😂 (they do have the best pickles out there, so I’m ok with it)
I found out the baristas at my local cafe have been calling me Matcha Man behind my back 🫠
@sam_d_1995 How do you know Texan landlords (but only in Austin) didn’t get 12.5% less greedy?
@sam_d_1995 💪 and Austin is still pushing forward land use reform!
Meditation is easier to understand if you compare it to going to the gym. Bench presses, pull-ups, push-ups, etc. are all challenging, repetitive motions designed to train your body. Similarly, most types of meditation involve challenging, repetitive “motions of the mind”…
@adam_chal I seek guidance from the Head Witch Dogtor of the Council of Woofs.
AI should be a beautiful solemn falcon on your arm that goes and gets things for you