Alex Smith-Stocker @alaxss
Joined September 2011-
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After 3hrs of searching I found my phone in my back pocket. If that doesn't perfectly sum up my life rn then I don't know what does
"My bio class starts at the ass crack of dawn" *class starts at 9 AM
Cristiano Ronaldo is Dave Franco's tan, Guido older cousin. Look it up it's a fact #thelittlefranco
"Am I drunk?" My mom after 1 tbsp of rum, smh
@emmanhyland that's the one thing I've done recently that wasn't questionable
I woke up to find my phone at the bottom of a pool, I tend to make very questionable decisions #RIP
There's no sweeter success than finding your phone 72+ hrs after loosing it on 6th, god bless you peckerheads #soblessed
"Want some lemonade, I made it special with areola"... ma I think you mean arugala #areolachallenge
My hairstylist just waged war on my hair, needless to say tears were shed
Bill Murray tattoo spotted, what has the world come to? Answer: #hipstas
That moment when you find out you did something you should be completely ashamed of but aren't at all bc you don't remember it happened #6th
@summersprott cause it's my birth month, duh.
Cycling to school is a constant battle between me & mother nature She always insists on pelting me w insects moving at blistering speeds #fu
There's a girl called Yesandy in my bio lab group & that makes it somehow okay to be stuck in the lab for 2 1/2hrs, that and @izzydelight
If you were wondering how to make a satisfying meal for 6 w two entres, the answer is bottomless chips & tortillas. Yes. I am that cheap.
Gave blood earlier today, and now my arm is an immovable claw from the bruising. Why does Karma never work in the reverse?
*every dog owner's fear A hole in the bag... the potty bag
I constantly amaze myself with my ability to get to class right. On. Time. It's really more of a gift than a talent.
*Glides into seat. Clock ticks to 1:31. Shrugs casually.*
"My white chocolate boo thang" - SLParadox2014
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