lex @alexaiswell
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my year of good posture and making eye contact
the one thing i keep learning lately is literally no one cares about you and as a result you can do whatever you want (important corollary that you should want good things for yourself)
me every day with every thing
growing up I really thought bar brawls would be a bigger aspect of my adult life
i was just remembering that one time years ago i was like "i can just do stuff" and i started talking to people and getting involved in things, then rolled a 0 on executive function, ghosted everyone involved & never thought about it again
the universe will take care of me as long as i show mercy and patience with all living things *loud Incorrect buzzer sound*
i thought im just a girl meant youre not yet a women still whimsical and young not im just a girl as in not a man therefore i am less capable the idea never occurred to me because im a FEMINIST
The whole concept of liminal spaces appeared in my lifetime. It's been strange to see how just giving a name to a vibe gradually builds it into something meaningful. There are so many vibes out there, still unnamed, waiting to be 'grown' into psychic coherence in this way.
The whole concept of liminal spaces appeared in my lifetime. It's been strange to see how just giving a name to a vibe gradually builds it into something meaningful. There are so many vibes out there, still unnamed, waiting to be 'grown' into psychic coherence in this way.
what an insightful drunk tweet
what's the worst that could happen? I think it actually already happened, and I survived it.
Wild how often you meet a stranger and they launch into a story where, if you're paying attention, shows you their core shame or sadness
you guys know there's not actually a permanent record right? you can try anything you want and if you fail you can just try new stuff afterward. short of felony charges & grave injuries, nothing matters, memories are short, and nobody is really paying attention to u anyway
sometimes i catch myself doing tragically departed first wife activities…making cute vlogs of us..laughing on the beach with the wind in my hair…smiling at him under white bedsheets on a sunny morning…
@viperwave i had a manager who talked to me about gwar all the time and would try and pressure me to apply for the company credit card. got fired for sexually harassing employees. sometimes i wonder, why did he seem happier than me? this world is truely a mystery..,
every woman ive ever loved is just a warped reflection of one i loved prior. heart's a guess n check game. and you want me to think i have the awareness to birth my own world? nah. im hotswappin my brain with a roku and hittin the hulu planes to rend myself of desire for being
i always stumble over my words its like I can’t get them out fast enough, i get so excited i develop a minor stutter
one time a guy on a date pulled out a heat gun and moldable plastic to make me an ad hoc mouth guard retainer so I could stay over because I didn't have my own with me and have quite bad bruxism at night it actually turned out surprisingly great/dentists are probably overpaid
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My girlfriend makes me homemade oil sticks.. I’m literally the luckiest human being on earth
btw accepting applications again
okay for real and dead ass no fucking around does anyone want to be in a groupchat where we incessantly nag each other about writing deadlines, heap praise upon each others work, torrent academic articles, travel europe together, release creative anthologies, discover new forms
group chat has been formed, like if you would like to be part of what many are calling the hottest new writing circle around
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coldhealing transvestigation underway
my year of good posture and making eye contact
i like using the center strap on my backpack sometimes because it feels like my backpack is giving me a hug
Ten years ago I was in reception at the Holiday Inn Salford quays, and the man ahead of me in the queue said loudly and laughingly "Why would i want a chicken?" And the receptionist said " check In". I often think about it.
He stops by my boat every few days, convo always starts "so whatve you been up to man?" "Fuckin.. nothing"
I feel bad for this kid here, 18 and nobody around his age, nothing to do, just rips around on his alkie stepdads dinghy for 3 hours a day
Does everyone have a life event that changes them so much and rocks their very being to the core that everything before this event becomes "the before times" in their mind. Like there becomes a line where you were one person before the event and another after. Does everyone have…
one of New York’s weirdest mysteries
Sorry if I’m in a bad mood it’s probably because I can’t have homoerotic friendships with men