Alex @almostarchitect
Husbanding, fathering, and looking good in green. It's a federal offense if I claim to be an architect. I'm almost one, though. Germany Joined February 2011-
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Sloths poop once per week, and they climb down to the forest floor to do it. 50% of sloth deaths are from being eaten by predators while they poop #slothfacts
Just enough room on the calorie counter for those 4 oz of scotch. #winningatlife
@FaaaatPaaat Made me want to be a better person, I know that
Me, to Athenian microbrew coffee purveyor: “My son would like a croissant.” AMCP: “Your son is cultured!” “My son is crazy.” “All sons are crazy. Then they grow up to sell great coffee to other crazy son’s fathers.”
Just saw Green Lantern is streaming on #Netflix. Just in case you, I dunno, hate yourself or something. #GreenLantern #NotHisBestEffort
@kwmurphy It’s a French-style butter dish, sir
Watching #Hamilton with my 6 year old daughter and the big takeaway is she’s now terrified of monarchs. Thanks @Lin_Manuel and @dailyjgroff for raising true American patriots
Frankie Lindor did this while wearing a mask. You can wear one for your trip to Kroger.
Freedom isn’t being entitled to make the choice you want to make. Freedom is the ability to make a choice. Do not conflate judgement for poor choices nor valuation of people who are not you nor your own personal discomfort with curtailment of personal freedom. #RandomThoughts
Oh good...another week of whatever the hell this is.
Watching @jimmyfallon on @FallonTonight with his kids and I think we had a moment
Eight years ago, Pluto got demoted. ...We hardly knew ye.
Six seasons and a...oh...well, crap. #darkesttimeline
I just don't like Cleveland sports.
Using Red Bull, sugar and a Foreigner/Quiet Riot/Beastie Boys playlist as a substitute for sleep. #cumonfeelthenoize #awakedreaming
NBC: fueled by #bodemiller Olympian tears. You stay classy #Sochi2014
I make fake pictures of real things in a fake world for real people who want real things in their fake world they're paying me to make real
No matter how many Back to School sales I scope out, I can’t seem to find one decent “Breaking Bad” lunch box.
Lucia Haddad @lucia_haddad
6 Followers 67 Following
James DCJR @JamesDCJR
88 Followers 138 Following Architectural designer, problem solver, thinker ... a creative to the core.
[ S L I M ] @SlimFTW
57 Followers 219 Following What is life but to learn and love? #NOH8 #tan #tatted #happypositivewhole #warmpeopleonly
Renee Ramsey @Waspbee57
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INFINIUM Wall Systems @InfiniumWalls
215 Followers 705 Following Defining glass walls through world-class People, Product & Process. #AmericanMade
DAVID J MANIET JR @DJManiet
42 Followers 123 Following
Shawn Gaffney Jr. @ShawnGaffneyJr
65 Followers 158 Following Character is doing the right thing, when no one is looking.
M Hrvatin @The_Shy_Boy
123 Followers 161 Following Where we're going we don't need roads! Same Is Lame. Rock. Flag. Eagle
Aire P-R @Aireeeeee
1K Followers 1K Following Kent State Fashion School Alum *Founder of ARC, a fashion marketing /merchandising consulting firm* Tweets & sparkles are my own
Allie Koch @amkoch2
12 Followers 43 Following
MK Kirby @mkatkirby
642 Followers 328 Following retired scholarly publisher, avid reader, dependable cook
Polizei Westpfalz @Polizei_KL
20K Followers 330 Following Im Notfall 110 ! | Anzeigen & Hinweise: https://t.co/foQRST54WQ | Kein 24/7-Monitoring | Impressum & Datenschutz: https://t.co/pqOJ3upV19 Abonniere uns bei WhatsApp!
CLEveland Clothing Co... @CLECLOTHINGCO
63K Followers 21K Following Spreading Cleveland Pride One T-Shirt at a Time Since 2008! We have 4 Locations: E. 4th St. Crocker Park, Summit Mall & Shaker Heights.
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
21.0M Followers 699 Following Always fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. 107 Days available now.
The White House 45 Ar... @WhiteHouse45
22.6M Followers 12 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
President Trump 45 Ar... @POTUS45
29.8M Followers 38 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Lucia Haddad @lucia_haddad
6 Followers 67 Following
Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday
2.3M Followers 922 Following "The Guild" Reunion Movie is HAPPENING! https://t.co/wE56aAs2Dm "Lost Daughter of Sparta" graphic novel: https://t.co/HAP7jM4Ku2
Bo Burnham @boburnham
1.8M Followers 489 Following
Misha Collins @mishacollins
2.5M Followers 1K Following Actor, baker, candlestick maker Cell: (323)405-9939 he/him
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
4.6M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
John Hodgman @hodgman
826K Followers 4K Following Good evening, my name is John Hodgman. I didn't ask for or pay for this blue check, and I am rarely ever here anymore.
NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact
2.4M Followers 1K Following Follow us on Bluesky https://t.co/y7pWJ8WB4u Contact us at [email protected]
The Mads Are Back @TheMadsAreBack
8K Followers 466 Following #MST3K's @TraceBeaulieu & @FrankConniff bring movie-riffing back with The Mads Are Back!
John Oliver @iamjohnoliver
4.9M Followers 142 Following Comedian. @LastWeekTonight, @TheDailyShow, The Bugle Podcast (@hellobuglers)
The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln
2.8M Followers 1K Following "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.” – Abraham Lincoln 🏴☠️ | Home of #TheBreakdown and LP Podcast
J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling
13.8M Followers 1K Following Author, founder of Lumos and Beira's Place, surname rhymes with bowling, not growling.
Psych on Peacock @PsychPeacock
181K Followers 925 Following We’re sensing something! Psych is available to stream on @Peacock.
Corbin Bernsen @corbinbernsen
65K Followers 129 Following Husband Father and Maker of Dang fine Maple Syrup and now adding Freaky French Fig jam from to my culinary explorations.
Kurt Fuller @TheKurtFuller
39K Followers 136 Following Coroner, Angel, Genius. @thekurtfuller on Insta
Mystery Science Theat... @MST3K
62K Followers 279 Following Visit our site to find all the places you can stream and own Mystery Science Theater 3000.
MST3K Info @MST3KInfo
16K Followers 48 Following The official Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan site. We're NOT Satellite of Love, LLC or any members of the cast. We're just fans like you.
#MST3KMotivation @mst3kmotivation
5K Followers 4K Following A @MST3K fan site dedicated to MSTies & trying to make the world a better place by spreading the #MST3K culture...one meme at a time.
Frank Conniff @FrankConniff
72K Followers 5K Following Writer, Comedian, TV's Frank | Author of 11 Books https://t.co/3XczIQUw45
Zach Braff @zachbraff
1.6M Followers 70 Following
Mike Stirling @StirlingArch
2 Followers 44 Following
mattyb⚪️⚪️mbo... @B00mB00mLife
2K Followers 3K Following Business owner / Lisbon born / Retired Military 🇺🇸 / Penn State & Berkeley alumnus | "The world’s a book & those who don’t travel have read only 1 page"🌎🌍🌏
John @CashInWhealth
3 Followers 12 Following
Stephanie Kasparek @stephkasparek
140 Followers 146 Following
Renee Ramsey @Waspbee57
2 Followers 6 Following
U.S. Air Force @usairforce
1.8M Followers 627 Following Official U.S. Air Force X: The appearance of hyperlinks does not = endorsement. Comment moderation & endorsement disclaimer: https://t.co/ueEIVwJZNh
[ S L I M ] @SlimFTW
57 Followers 219 Following What is life but to learn and love? #NOH8 #tan #tatted #happypositivewhole #warmpeopleonly
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77 Followers 632 Following
Lucas Kraft @lkraftarch
6 Followers 15 Following
DAVID J MANIET JR @DJManiet
42 Followers 123 Following
Dessa @dessadarling
47K Followers 1K Following Writer. Musician. On tour now. Music: [email protected] Mgmt: [email protected] IG: dessa. Speaking: [email protected]
DOOMTREE @DOOMTREE
25K Followers 676 Following @dessadarling @SIMSdoomtree @YEAHRIGHTPOS @papertigerDTR @_LAZERBEAK_ @MIKEMICTLAN @CECILOTTER13 : [email protected]
Shawn Gaffney Jr. @ShawnGaffneyJr
65 Followers 158 Following Character is doing the right thing, when no one is looking.
Maggie Lawson @maggielawson
132K Followers 592 Following Actress. Host of The Psychologists Are In and Me Time with Maggie Lawson. Co-Founder of The Tiger Frances Foundation.
M Hrvatin @The_Shy_Boy
123 Followers 161 Following Where we're going we don't need roads! Same Is Lame. Rock. Flag. Eagle
🇺🇦Timothy Omund... @Omundson
207K Followers 2K Following He/Him “A Jiminy Cricket Singin & dancin mutha fucka" ~Paget Brewster , Actor, Retired BountyHunter. IG: @Omundson ( clever, no?) #StrokeSurvivor
Lamorne Morris @LamorneMorris
299K Followers 12K Following A very serious and dramatic actor as you may have noticed.You might like
