amit singh @amitthink

Love to dream and follow them. instagram.com/amit.think London, England Joined July 2012

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Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe

2 years ago

A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first guy answers, "That's…

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Road Marshal @BRUSHTHEMARSHAL

3 years ago

Banana to the other fruits when you add it to a smoothie

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Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats

4 years ago

We should deliver a stern message to Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi by serving him Paneer Manchurian for lunch.

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Austin Schlessinger @austinschless

4 years ago

The Lindy Effect is one of the most powerful phenomenons of the world But few understand it... THREAD: A lesson on optimizing your life for longevity & happiness.

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Colonel AD, SM🇮🇳 @simply_mixed_up

5 years ago

Benefits of serving Green Tea to guests : 1. You look rich 2. You save on milk 3. They won't ask for more 4. They won't come again.

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PUNS @ThePunnyWorld

5 years ago

Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it is FOR BIDEN.

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Prachyam @prachyam7

5 years ago

A tribute to #MahatmaGandhi, and his next-level 'experiments with truth'...

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Trendulkar @Trendulkar

5 years ago

मैं पल दो पल का शायर हूँ is such a great song selection by MS Dhoni. Imagine cricketers retiring 25 years from now with an old hindi background song तू नंगा ही तो आया है... क्या घंटा लेकर जाएगा...

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Product Hunt 😸 @ProductHunt

6 years ago

Fixing bugs in production be like 🛤

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Tanvi Madan @tanvi_madan

6 years ago

Heh. This thread is 😆

gathara @gathara

6 years ago

Heh. This thread is 😆

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Hindi @mithelesh

6 years ago

ई सिगरेट बैन कर दिया है ... ऊ सिगरेट भी बैन कर दो ... #ecigarettes

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J. D. Landis @J_D_Landis

6 years ago

If there's a God, and you have God's ear, kindly ask God to do a better job.

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Sanjay Pugalia @sanjaypugalia

6 years ago

Indian Economy’s Slow Down can be effectively countered. Try this-

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Anuraag Muskaan @anuraagmuskaan

6 years ago

चिदंबरम जब पूछते थे कि विजय माल्या कैसे भागा? नीरव मोदी कैसे भागा? मेहुल चौकसी कैसे भागा?, तो लगता था कि वो सरकार से सवाल पूछ रहे हैं. तब किसे पता था कि वो सवाल नहीं बल्कि भागने का तरीक़ा पूछ रहे हैं.😄

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girindranath @girindranath

6 years ago

'जोमैटो हंगामा' से कोसों दूर एक देहाती होटल

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Badass Dad 🚬 🍺 @Badass_Superdad

6 years ago

Yaar haad hoti hai trolling ki bhi. Now who did this ? 😠😠😠😠

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Naomi Canton @naomi2009

6 years ago

When I turn on the news in the UK, I get the news. When I turn on the news in India, I get a studio debate programme. With a country of 1.2 billion, there is plenty of news to be reporting on. It's not as if there is none and you need to hold a debate to make up for it.

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Gabbar @GabbbarSingh

6 years ago

The guy who's trying hard to take a selfie with Jyotiraditya Scindia is Krishna Pal Yadav. He was a small time leader in Congress. Was ignored during a by-election so he joined BJP. Yesterday, Krishna Pal defeated Mr Scindia by a whopping 1.5L votes. Time is the best teacher :)