an banamba @anbanamba
aberration Idaho, USA Joined January 2009-
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big ups to @StreamOnMax for creating the most zen sounding thing I’ve ever accidentally meditated to
It’s remarkable how few lint rollers I’ve gone through since starting to work from home
Me after someone doesn’t give me a little thumbs-up in Teams after I tell them I’ll do something that’s part of my job anyway
Normally I love security questions but this one’s selections are all “where was your oldest child born?” “What city did you meet your spouse?” “What’s your sibling’s favorite food?” No kids never married and my brother’s dead. FUCK YOU WEBSITE.
Yeah this is borderline impossible to answer but. I’ll go with
Yeah this is borderline impossible to answer but. I’ll go with https://t.co/YwTXhLzLxw
I accidentally ordered espresso beans from @PDXcoffeeroast and not knowing what else to do just prepared them like normal pour over coffee. Well that actually turned out JUST FINE. I may just need to make it a bit stronger. Toffee-y. Mmmm.
I’m trying to remember a time when Idaho was in the news for a good reason.
I couldn’t kick a robot as part of my job. I once apologized to my roomba for a full minute after accidentally lightly booting it
I couldn’t kick a robot as part of my job. I once apologized to my roomba for a full minute after accidentally lightly booting it
I am now the type of person that makes my coffee consumption needlessly difficult. If you would like some hand poured overed coffee, do come over.
I spent all day knowing the correct time because iPhone, but thinking that I’d gained an hour. So I kinda feel like I just lost TWO hours just now
I’ve seen some cats in my life but jesus
I’ve seen some cats in my life but jesus
When exactly did Walton Goggins turn into “everything I touch is gold” guy? I mean I’m here for it but. I missed the threshold we passed.
Evil eldritch pig or no, I still feel a little bad about that one #Bloodborne #PS5
Me: oh that’s a funny typo, I bet they meant “server backup” *reads email* Oh. No apparently the sewer really did back up in one of our buildings
Okay @ironwoodtweets I don’t know who said “hey i bet people will enjoy wrenching on a station wagon in the middle of a supernatural Armageddon while slowcore softly plays on a garage jukebox” but. Somehow, they were absolutely right, this is SO SATISFYING. #PacificDrive
Rick (@utahwestdesert.. @utahwestdesert
310 Followers 804 Following I'm not here anymore. Check my username. Proud member, Democratic Party. Twice failed candidate for the Utah House of Representatives. #blm
Mike Lindsay @mookatron
354 Followers 2K Following I'm just an animal looking for a home...to share the same space for a minute or two. Brevity is the soul of wit. Even more so on Twitter. He/Him.
Daphne @osanomiwak58072
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Ashley Edwards @AshleyE2453
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Stacey Langley @stacey_lan31926
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Michael Cowell @MichaelCow6669
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Tonya Brasley @BrasleyTon94809
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Laneli @Laneli166106
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Elon musk @Elonmuskwqi
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Poosuez @poosuez51797
84 Followers 1K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.
Mariam Raymond @mariam_ray58887
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Jenny @ngo_jenny67
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Jennifer Kaiser @JenniferKa35802
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Maureen McCabe @MoInColumbusOH
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Bakano❤️ Memecoin @zlmr5065rikztv
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Tim Thane @timthane
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post nasal droll @alldrolledup
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@moneyjenson @moneyjenson
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Kerry Weaver @Kerry_Weaver
73 Followers 404 Following ♡wife to @whisler83♡☆advocate for anything good☆working on life 🌺🌈💖 living w/ #ms (& you 'can't tell') ♡♡ @designsbykerry =where crafting only lives in my 🧠
Elaine K. Howley @emkhowley
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mal @kristeeq
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Shirley Owens @Shirley73217753
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Tasha Tasso @TashaTasso
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John Adams @JohnAda32739360
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PopeMobile @PopeMobileBBN
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CARMEN SAN DIEGO RESI.. @Realwaterba
2K Followers 5K Following LONG COVID SLOWLY DESTROYED MY BODY & BRAIN (3/2020) FED CIVIL SERVICE. DISABLED VETERAN. HERMITLIFE PERILOUS TIMES. MISANTHROPE. WEAR A DAMN MASK 🏳️🌈
FailQuail @fail_quail
197 Followers 945 Following
Phoebe Buffay @PhoebeABuffay
151 Followers 834 Following Streamlining the sales with https://t.co/SE3iq1QKeP. Digital marketing, online advertising, traffic acquisition.
BrunetteWreck @greeneyedbklyn
1K Followers 870 Following Hey. Dogs. Art. Cheeseburgers. Attorney. Copyright and trademark litigation. E-Commerce litigation. Defamation litigation.
theodore denmark @tdenmark2
3 Followers 34 Following walk in these shoes and you will think you have sprinted cross country!!
Richelle Sepulveda @Really_Richelle
1K Followers 941 Following Former Psych instructor. Like a magpie, in that I gather weird facts, though, not shiny bits. She/her, I think? Allergic to garlic 😭.
Heather 🌈✡️�.. @WillSing4TP
13K Followers 15K Following No DMs🚫 ▪ Actor, singer, musician, hippie witch, pottymouth, & pot-smoking peacemonger😎 WillSing4TP on Bluesky & Post, and 420abfabgurl on IG & Threads
Alexis. @catiskwew
220 Followers 865 Following 🪶Âpihtawikosisâniskwew (the Métis/Bungi kind) via Red River + Kinosota. Lapsed Twitter holdout. Wiya/she/her. Wordmonger, cat-slinger, loud laugher.
Cassiopeia 1.1618 @Cassiopeia1618
49 Followers 221 Following
TheGlass @TheFullGlassPod
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Janet DeGruttola @Jmamelia
475 Followers 2K Following Defender of Choice and Democracy. Alternative Health Advocate. No DMs asking for donation.
AdmittedUnderscore �.. @Admitted_
137 Followers 1K Following Confirmed trash. #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦 #FreePalestine🇸🇩 Header originally by @VictoryRina , Profile Pic by @skoda_mas I like and follow some 🔞NSFW art.
Fluffy Escabeche @FluffyTBear90
77 Followers 477 Following Hi! I'm Fluffy. Nice ta meet ya. I like cake and pie.
𝚁𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎�.. @rreedsing
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TOFTS @PlummersPack
2K Followers 4K Following ☮️ A lover of dogs & science. Too Old For This Sh*t. I hope there is a Heaven where dogs and artists can run free. No DMs
shauna @goldengateblond
340K Followers 2K Following I didn’t pay for this shit. goldengateblond on all the platforms.
Rick (@utahwestdesert.. @utahwestdesert
310 Followers 804 Following I'm not here anymore. Check my username. Proud member, Democratic Party. Twice failed candidate for the Utah House of Representatives. #blm
Mike Lindsay @mookatron
354 Followers 2K Following I'm just an animal looking for a home...to share the same space for a minute or two. Brevity is the soul of wit. Even more so on Twitter. He/Him.
Prof Peter Hotez MD P.. @PeterHotez
452K Followers 8K Following Vaccine Scientist-Author-Combat Antiscience @bcmhouston Professor Pediatrics Molecular Virology, @bcm_tropmed Dean, @TexasChildrens Chair in Tropical Pediatrics
beth @bethbourdon
74K Followers 2K Following if you'd like to help me & @kenklippenstein (rascal) sue the feds for records, go here: https://t.co/W8XoCcJ9Gc
She-Rage, Princess of.. @ClaireMax
224K Followers 455 Following Louder than God’s revolver & twice as shiny. Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro. she/her 💖💜💙 banner: @yinyengart
The Right Can’t Mem.. @TheRightCant
232K Followers 115 Following i like to laugh at conservatives trying to be funny
If Books Could Kill @IfBooksPod
47K Followers 2 Following The airport bestsellers that captured our hearts and ruined our minds. Every two weeks from @RottenInDenmark and @The_Law_Boy
Tom Morello @tmorello
945K Followers 121 Following Feed the poor. Fight the power. Rock the f*ck out. THE ATLAS UNDERGROUND FLOOD out now! https://t.co/MeKmkLO0d8
Jack Black @jackblack
618K Followers 79 Following
Manoush Zomorodi @manoushz
40K Followers 4K Following Host of @NPR’s @TEDRadioHour. Author of "Bored + Brilliant." Mom to 2; @joshrobin’s co-pilot.
Shams Charania @ShamsCharania
2.3M Followers 545 Following Senior lead NBA Insider for The Athletic and Stadium. FanDuel Partner and co-host of Run It Back on FanDuel TV.
Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS
246K Followers 2K Following Congresswoman #TX30 | Civil Rights & Criminal Attorney | Progressive | Former State Rep for HD100 | DST 1913 🐘🔥| She/Her/Ella
Giancarlo Esposito @quiethandfilms
614K Followers 407 Following Stay present! Spread love! Global Brand Ambassador for #DirtyDevilVodka
加藤瑠菜@Latteart.. @RunaPocket
191K Followers 2K Following My name is Runa🍎/ latteartist /ラテアーティスト/cafe→@LattePocket2023 /TOKYO2020やアメリカのTV番組& #SuperBowl で #NFL のラテアート描きました /insta→ @ runapocket /お仕事のご依頼はHPから↓
Matt Binder @MattBinder
159K Followers 691 Following host: https://t.co/MuuVDPKViz & https://t.co/8tcAihCMq5 // video: https://t.co/TH6pyUtFb7 // newsletter: https://t.co/rDJSuSdyBI // reporter: @mashable // @majorityfm thursdays
Justine Bateman @JustineBateman
134K Followers 881 Following Filmmaker, Author | LOOK film out soon | VIOLET film, FIVE MINUTES & PUSH shorts, FAME & FACE books. | IG: _JustineBateman_
Sophia Gad-Nasr @Astropartigirl
70K Followers 3K Following PhD of cosmology and astroparticle theory. I pick apart the Universe to figure out how it works. Science Advisor. Dark Matter hunter. 🇵🇱✡️🇪🇬☪️
post nasal droll @alldrolledup
7K Followers 5K Following outbound personality • return flight hair • #blm
@moneyjenson @moneyjenson
27 Followers 52 Following I love dogs, cats, being outside, vacuuming and most people. @[email protected]
Elaine K. Howley @emkhowley
2K Followers 5K Following Marathon and ice swimmer, health journo, sports writer, artist. RPCV Group 19 Ukraine. Jersey girl @❤️ Masshole in the 🚗 She/her.
J. L. Westover @MrLovenstein
177K Followers 252 Following Support me and my work on Patreon ♥ https://t.co/sHmXCbuEwp
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
𝔚𝔞𝔯 𝔞𝔫.. @warandpeass
89K Followers 687 Following ✨Funny Business Ltd✨ by Jonathan Kunz & Elizabeth Pich 🧚 All the links https://t.co/hBihHx6dxz 🧚 Support us on https://t.co/Np7GVX0Eqw
Phoebe Buffay @PhoebeABuffay
151 Followers 834 Following Streamlining the sales with https://t.co/SE3iq1QKeP. Digital marketing, online advertising, traffic acquisition.
Conservative Self-Own.. @ConSelfOwns
566K Followers 2 Following DM Submissions and turn post notifications ON 🔔 | follow my personal: @IAteTheMango
Comic Bible Magazine @ComicBible
757 Followers 1K Following stand UP and read THIS! Look for the second coming of the ultimate comedy source for all comedians - comedy professionals and comedy lovers.
Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading
325K Followers 111 Following I put words into other people's mouths. The OFFICIAL Bad Lip Reading Twitter account
Safely Endangered @EndangeredComic
155K Followers 191 Following Patreon: https://t.co/GTsoPrXFmX Latest Comics: https://t.co/f3mrP0ZmZA
Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
1.8M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]
BrunetteWreck @greeneyedbklyn
1K Followers 870 Following Hey. Dogs. Art. Cheeseburgers. Attorney. Copyright and trademark litigation. E-Commerce litigation. Defamation litigation.
cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
2.1M Followers 25 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • MERCH 👇👇
Jaythechou @jaythechou
351K Followers 22 Following And the Oscar goes to Paddington 3 You can find my other Paddington Photoshops at https://t.co/HPXhncqHx6
Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes
1.9M Followers 5 Following #1 Source of Memes to show your Grandma
Classic Alternative @altclassicmusic
61K Followers 3 Following Daily celebrations of 70s/80s/90s/glam/punk/postpunk/goth/darkwave/coldwave/newwave/nowave/newromantic/synthpop/dreampop/shoegaze/madchester/britpop & indie.
Zach | Last Place Com.. @lastplacecomics
57K Followers 219 Following A comic where things rarely go well. Updates Fri or Sat, reposts wed. Links to other socials in the link below:
Richelle Sepulveda @Really_Richelle
1K Followers 941 Following Former Psych instructor. Like a magpie, in that I gather weird facts, though, not shiny bits. She/her, I think? Allergic to garlic 😭.
Heather 🌈✡️�.. @WillSing4TP
13K Followers 15K Following No DMs🚫 ▪ Actor, singer, musician, hippie witch, pottymouth, & pot-smoking peacemonger😎 WillSing4TP on Bluesky & Post, and 420abfabgurl on IG & Threads
Alexis. @catiskwew
220 Followers 865 Following 🪶Âpihtawikosisâniskwew (the Métis/Bungi kind) via Red River + Kinosota. Lapsed Twitter holdout. Wiya/she/her. Wordmonger, cat-slinger, loud laugher.
Cassiopeia 1.1618 @Cassiopeia1618
48 Followers 221 Following
TheGlass @TheFullGlassPod
165 Followers 771 Following We’re a podcast giving you the full glass take on social issues today
Fluffy Escabeche @FluffyTBear90
77 Followers 477 Following Hi! I'm Fluffy. Nice ta meet ya. I like cake and pie.
I just rewatched Interstellar for the first time after becoming a parent and i think they must have added some scenes that made me cry a lot
AMAZING 🩷🩷
I was just scrolling through the feed, saw these photos and couldn't stop myself from drawing a portrait of @ClaireMax as Dame Aylin I hope you’ll like it!
46 years ago today, The Blues Brothers made their first official debut on SNL. "Soul Man" became a Top 40 hit, and their album Briefcase Full of Blues, went straight to #1 and went double platinum in 1978.
happy to report I have not been destroyed and multiple swifties have endorsed this comic
Runner's High? Yeah She Is: ow.ly/NIjb50RgBk5
@YBTheRatioGod @PlayStation 20 M players not including PS and Switch would disagree with you!
Grounded, a co-op survival-adventure, is out today on PS5 and PS4: play.st/4cXq2xs
Elon has been forced into this decision. he’s suffering and you’re all just shitting on him. It’s shameful tbh
Greatest 3 seconds of my life 🥲
There's no denying it. #PlayoffMode is a thing. The #NBAPlayoffs presented by Google Pixel begin this Saturday on ABC, ESPN, TNT and NBA TV.
This round of grieving has been especially tough for no fucking reason and I think I’m in the anger stage now thank fuck because it’s been a rough one.
Today Facebook will begin giving you funeral and casket ads an hour before you learn your father died.
For many years I’ve watched @Jeopardy with my mom (and still do) so this right here is an excellent moment.
I guess you miss all the shots you don’t take! 👩🏻🚀🚀
Boban intentionally missing a free throw to give Clippers fans free chicken is the craziest thing I’ve seen all season 😂
when there's an essay question on the test you didn't study for
Trump: Gettysburg. What an unbelievable battle. That was the battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable I mean, it was so much and so interesting and so vicious and horrible and so beautiful and so many different ways… Gettysburg wow
why do these deeply inferior beings keep trying to come for @StormyDaniels
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