Andreas Neumann @andreas_neumann
Likes #Music , #Literature , #Videogames #gettingThingsDone and #obscureKnowledge Munich, Bavaria Joined May 2009-
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Great description of development professionals that, as an owner or a founder you must, at all cost, prevent from joining your company and must fire if you happen to have them.
Great description of development professionals that, as an owner or a founder you must, at all cost, prevent from joining your company and must fire if you happen to have them.
Scheißrechtsruck, ich weiß, und trotzdem sollten wir uns das mal auf der Zunge zergehen lassen: In Europa haben mehr Menschen @DiePARTEI gewählt als die FPÖ. 900.000 vs. 650.000. Barista, barista, antifascista!
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I don’t agree when companies say they’re “a family.” Family is family, work is work. You can have a wonderful, respectful, and fun working relationship but family will always come first 👫👭👬👨👩👧👩👩👧👨👩👦👦
Nichts sagen war für mich keine Option.XB
Geschichten, die der #EUArabischeLigaGipfel schrieb: Luxemburgs Premierminister @Xavier_Bettel konfrontiert die Runde damit, dass er mit einem Mann verheiratet ist und in vielen der anwesenden Länder vom Tod bedroht wäre. Eisiges Schweigen bei den einen,stille Freude den anderen.
Thank you #Amazon that combination is perfect for bringing my toddlers to bed. #AlgorithmsGoneWild
Awesome presentation of about HTTP headers, so many I didnt know about... by @derSchepp schepp.github.io/HTTP-headers
Successful companies (Spotify, Facebook, Twitter, Microsoft) understand that the only solution to a buggy legacy system is to replace it. Unsuccessful companies think it's impossible, and fail.
A backlog is not a wishlist. It's the set of work items that are critical to the business success. If it's not critical, it's not valuable enough to the business to deserve a place. Limit the input queue size to keep the focus on value.
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i like how we spent centuries at the mercy of measles and once we defeated it a handful of ding dongs took the side of measles
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As an industry we tend to build overly complex solutions and dedicate our careers justifying their existence. This typically results in technical debt and ultimately bankruptcy.
Don't want to commit? Open a draft PR. GitHub ❤️'s your WIP
Das ist einfach nur beschämend. Sauberes wissenschaftliches Arbeiten war fü de Herren wohl ein Fremdwort. sueddeutsche.de/gesundheit/fei…
I've been using 11 for quite a while now. It's a nice upgrade from 8, and the Corretto build has been solid as a rock for me.
I've been using 11 for quite a while now. It's a nice upgrade from 8, and the Corretto build has been solid as a rock for me.
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Start with the smallest possible thing you can build that barely meets a single need of a handful of users. Build that. Release it. Have a conversation and get feedback. Using that feedback, make a single small modification and release again. Repeat until the users are happy.
@HubertAiwanger 100? 165? Quatsch! Kaufen Sie den Lehrern und Schulen lieber mal die nötige Hardware und wenigstens ein paar Schulungen. Das Problem mit schlechtem Distanzunterricht durch Öffnungen und Tests lösen zu wollen ist hahnebüchener Unsinn… Und ich glaube, dass Sie das sehr wohl wissen
Career achievement unlocked: hold a presentation in German 🤓🇩🇪
I spoke today with German Chancellor Merkel, conveying my commitment to multilateralism, the transatlantic alliance, and close coordination with allies on the range of global challenges from COVID-19 and climate change to China and Russia.
One step further: $isUserInactive over !$isUserActive $isUserUnsubscribed over !$isUserSubscribed $isFreeUser over !$isPaidUser Negations are harder to grasp. 🙂
Javascript tip: use guard clauses: - Prevents nesting hell - Improves readability - Adds "natural flow"
Today, I repealed the discriminatory ban on transgender people serving in the military. It’s simple: America is safer when everyone qualified to serve can do so openly and with pride.
There is no time to waste when it comes to tackling the crises we face. That's why today, I am heading to the Oval Office to get right to work delivering bold action and immediate relief for American families.
Protip: You can actually turn your phone off.
The feature I miss most in IDEs is the ability to write well-formatted architectural comments that include diagrams, etc. I'd be happy with markdown support & automatic expansion of image URLs. The best place for the architectural docs, as with all docs, is in the code itself.
UI components should always be small and dumb. They should just render UI. Handle business logic and side effects outside of them. Makes your life easier ✌
Projects without estimates outperform those with estimates (!) From "Peopleware". #noestimates
First integration tests ever. Doing it seven (7) years after projected completion date. Welcome at #BER the airport that will never open.
I trust "you have been unsubscribed from this mailing list" just as much as I trust "your branch is up to date with 'origin/master'".
Great description of development professionals that, as an owner or a founder you must, at all cost, prevent from joining your company and must fire if you happen to have them.
10x engineers Founders if you ever come across this rare breed of engineers, grab them. If you have a 10x engineer as part of your first few engineers, you increase the odds of your startup success significantly. OK, here is a tough question. How do you spot a 10x engineer?