Ava @anm_bham
Graduate student | Basically Spock but not as cool or logical Birmingham, AL Joined June 2022-
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Are there any papers that *actually* use corrections for multiple t-tests?
Me in ER with severe dehydration & tachycardia from POTS flare (undiagnosed at time) Dr: “How much did you drink last night?” Me: “I don’t drink” Dr: “Tell the truth - if you don’t we can’t help” Me: “I’m allergic to alcohol. I’ve had nothing to drink.” Dr: “Don’t lie” 🧵 /1
Maybe I’m missing something here, but it is much stranger to me that we would expect the Washington Post to endorse a candidate at all. I understand that the context surrounding the decision to not endorse a candidate *is* political, but why did they ever set the precedent?
It is 9, and I will fight you if you say it is 1
It is 9, and I will fight you if you say it is 1
Okay, I know that it is completely reasonable for older people to continue using two spaces after a period, but boy does it make me unreasonably irate every time I see it.
RIP my mentions, but seriously…what makes anyone believe they’re qualified to homeschool their kids K-12? it’s not as if teaching a) isn’t age-, grade-, and subject-specific; and b) requires a college degree in pedagogy
Trying to read my book knowing full and well that I have a fear of wasps, and I absolutely know that there’s a wasp party nest behind that column
My hottest hot take to rile up the goddesses: Periods do more harm than good for our bodies and unless we’re actively trying to get pregnant, for the majority of us, there’s absolutely no need to have one.
I want to listen to music to fall asleep, but the only thing my brain wants to listen to is Jesus of Suburbia on full blast while I scream sing the lyrics
Am I the only one that sees a problem with working 8-9 hours a day and then going home to having about 4 hours to yourself which includes getting ready for the next day??? This is not life…
Turning 26 in a few days and really thought that by this age I would have gotten past the meltdown every time I have to put fitted sheets on the bed
I’ve always wanted to see a debate between wernicke's area and broca’s area
You can tell if someone has seen to Japan by the number of pictures of toilets on their camera roll
I have 14 hours on a plane on Monday. Do I rank every single Pokémon by cuteness?
Wow, it has gotten to the point where I rarely get ID’d anymore, and I think I’m mad 😰

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