Arlette @arletterocks
Half sprezzatura, half wabi sabi, half cockamamie, all chaos Muppet. 🏍: @arletterides | https://t.co/K21aAUF2ar Oakland Joined August 2007-
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i fell down a well and i liked it. i haven't even called out for help. villagers keep lowering the pail down and i fill it up with gummy bears
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Me: “If I move to Colorado, do I have to learn to ski? Between that and dirt bikes, would it stupid to have two injury-prone hobbies?” My host, brightly: “Do it, Colorado has the highest per capita number of orthopedic surgeons for a reason!”
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“tattoos don’t hurt” ok mr. friday the 13th flash
This is the closest I got tonight to a photo of Delicious Foot, the game where I get Buddy to shut up for five fucking minutes by smearing a dairy product across his toes for him to lick.
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getting way better at realizing in the moment when i’m being negged
We had this in 1989. Big whoop.
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