Erika Jewel @arrrowplane
normally I am normal Madison, WI Joined January 2010-
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@AnaMeg93 @kayla_itsines @sweat Same! Not on my phone, not on my Appletv, not on the website. What gives @kayla_itsines We need you!
Just overheard some old men talking "Do you type?" "No" "But you know what space bar is..." Silence
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Why are we allowing black people to be treated like this? x.com/derenicbyrd/st…
Florida mom gets a 20 yr sentence for firing a warning shot at a burglar after he'd broke into her home while it was just her & her children there. The same Florida system allowed George Zimmerman to walk free after he chased down and murdered Trayvon Martin. #IncarceratedMomsDay
Feeling super human, as in larger than a standard human of my height, as in too sedentary
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, "If this isn't nice, I don't know what is."
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When we give each other a thumbs up, it's our way of mocking every other animal on earth.
Ever feel like you're being catfished by a rep for Outlook for Android?
@mulaney remember that hilarious bit you did about D Trump? He is the president now, I think that makes you all the more funny
That geh-goo-goo was meant to be in mockery, NOT celebration, realized that didn't read as ironic without vocal inflection
@chaddaniels34 am I crazy or didn't you record an album last year in madison? Where it at?
@chaddaniels34 pourquoi ne pas vous acceptez ma demande sur le facebook
@chaddaniels34 so do you ever just mull about in Mpls? Soaking up open mics?
@chaddaniels34 I guess I've just listened to your albums too much (it was early friday), sound different essentially mean the same jokes
@chaddaniels34 I was under the impression you were working on your next special. I could have called back most of those jokes.
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