Jeff’s Dad @askjeffsdad
too many cats | failed writer | software engineer Minneapolis, Minnesota Joined December 2011-
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Fun Fact: Democrats are wearing pink tonight as a symbolic protest against people who want them to do something meaningful
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Those bastards. They hit us in the night
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I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location…
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It's so cool how after Elon laid off most of twitter's staff, the rest of the industry took it as a model to be emulated, and now every single major social media platform save tiktok is a derelict garbage patch filled with AI slop, most users checked out, and nonfunctional UI.
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A 32 hour four day work week without loss in pay would do more for our overall quality of life and wellbeing than nearly any other singular socioeconomic change
A 32 hour four day work week without loss in pay would do more for our overall quality of life and wellbeing than nearly any other singular socioeconomic change
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Single best description of AI I’ve ever read, from the great Ted Chiang.
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kamala harris needs to go on hot ones immediately
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FROM THE WINDOWWWWS TO THE
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“you care more about your comfort than a genocide” being said to me because i don’t want more rights stripped away in this country and know that the left is in no way prepared to take care of vulnerable people in this fantasy of a revolt against the machine is wild
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Ohhhhh my god u don't like Kamala so you're not gonna vote? she's a cop so you wanna sacrifice women's rights and the supreme court? Should we throw a party?should we invite ross perot
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I can’t believe the GOP is running an old guy for president. Yikes.
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why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy
why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy
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Kamala fortnite skin would swing election i fear
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u should be at the club
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the main thing you want to do when you're this unpopular is to get into a feud with the world's most handsome movie star
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Without a loss in pay 💰✊
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Blizz have given me 3 #Overwatch2 Ultimate Battle Pass codes to giveaway. It includes the premium battle pass, 20 level skips and 1000 coins. Like and RT to enter, I'll pick the winners in ONE HOUR from this tweet (20:40 GMT / 12:40 PST / 21:40 CET). GOOD LUCK! 🫡
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