Ava Julien @avajulien

Ava Julien. Champion Bear Wrestler Joined January 2011

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Ava Julien @avajulien

4 years ago

So Pete Davidson should be dating #JadaPinkettSmith any day now, right?

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House Party App; Cause I wasn't enough to spend your 20's standing in a corner at a party waiting for someone to talk to you, now you can feel the same rejection from the comforts of your own home. #ThisJokeIsTooLong #HouseParty @houseparty

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Ava Julien @avajulien

6 years ago

On a positive note; the Corona aftermath means male comedians can't act on their assumption that I need and want a "thanks for coming out" post show hug. That bliss will probably only last 4 days.

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Ava Julien @avajulien

6 years ago

Thank you to anyone who has earnestly complimented the skin bag that is my outer apperance. Y'all cute and once I stop hiding in the corner Imma offer you half of my Lunchables. (Jk it's just a pack of unsalted crackers).

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Ava Julien @avajulien

7 years ago

I'm in Africa. You'd think all that runs through my head as I take in the gorgeous Cape town outdoors is the Black Pather soundtrack (the one I've listened to 100 times). But nope, it's Lion King. I've never even watched it in its entirety. Kendrick lost to Elton John and JTT 😶

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Ava Julien @avajulien

8 years ago

At this very moment, nationwide there are two #Whiteouts. One for Winnipeg Jets fans hoping to win the cup. And the other White Out is at Toronto's Yuk Yuks for all the spoiled cis white guys upset that everything is not meant for them. Get outta here, ya dumb fucks #GoJetsGo

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Ava Julien @avajulien

8 years ago

ANYONE LOOKING FOR A NEW PODCAST, this one is 🔥🔥. It's based on a man's real life story and it's fucked up: "Calvin (Cal) Buari has been in prison for 22 years for a double murder he insists he didn’t commit. Someone else even confessed to the crime" empireonblood.panoply.fm

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Ava Julien @avajulien

8 years ago

In the last year all my babliest friends are now seriously IN LURV with nice boys. Like, super nice boys that play with puppies and wear t shirts their moms got them. I don't have a joke, I just have feelings.

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Ava Julien @avajulien

8 years ago

Hold up, anyone else get the sense that John Mayer (@JohnMayer) and Antoni (@antoni) from #QueerEye are the same person? I dunno, I guess the only way we'll ever prove it is to put those two in the same room and have em kiss a little. It's the only way.

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Ava Julien @avajulien

8 years ago

Lonely old men are really on my dick today. One elderly man even stopped hacking up a lung momentarily to wink at me. What a Valentine's day miracle

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Ava Julien @avajulien

8 years ago

Oh I have to use a burner phone for the holidays. I got the 10G plan with @virginmobilecan (cool) but now I have no service until Jan 7th cause one of their employees erased all my settings and no one at virgin can seem to fix his simple mistake . TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-La-La-La FUCK

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Ava Julien @avajulien

8 years ago

Mexico reminded me that I'm tall, dark and handsome. Gracias

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Ava Julien @avajulien

8 years ago

Thank you Jake Paul (formally Dan Ramos) for your bravery. I wish more ppl felt comfortable being their true selves. Transracial Filipino man Identifies as WHITE youtu.be/yvXh_IJyNh0