tyler @barelyflexing

2 Hard 4 The Radio but the beat is Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

brian @brianbelyin

5 months ago

drake has mickey mouse clubhouse flow

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"Blame the Nazi Germans for making me become a gun designer... I always wanted to construct agriculture machinery." - Mikhail Kalashnikov Inventor of the AK47

Jon Levine @LevineJonathan

6 months ago

Wikipedia has a "Palestinian inventions" page and literally half the entries are various types of bombs

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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas

my friend david parker used to say, conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit, that tv and movies are real

vittorio @IterIntellectus

8 months ago

an insane blackpill is watching old movies you don’t even have to go back in time that long. watch any movie of the early 2000 a completely different universe. places and cities you’d want to live in, not the shitholes they’ve become

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Probably the most definitive proof of right-wing media bias is that “nonpartisan” CBS thinks a mayor’s wife’s Instagram likes are a major story while Republicans in Congress say stuff like this with no pushback:

Rep. Andy Ogles @RepOgles

8 months ago

Muslims don't belong in American society. Pluralism is a lie.

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An unarmed Iranian ship was invited, along with the U.S., to be part of an Indian Naval exercise, and its sailors paraded on land before the president. The U.S. at the last minute pulled out of the exercise and instead attacked the Iranian ship with a torpedo. Breaking with all norms of civilization and warfare, we then refused to rescue the drowning survivors. The Sri Lanka Navy was left to pull the dead bodies from the water. I am hard pressed to think of any other nation throughout history that would do something so cowardly and despicable. We are genuinely in a league of our own, and American media — mostly shrugging off the bombing of a girls school and acting as if carpet bombing Tehran is a normal military tactic — is deeply complicit.

Kanwal Sibal @KanwalSibal

8 months ago

The Iranian ship will not be where it was if we had not invited it to talk part in our Milan exercise. We were the hosts. I am told that as per protocol for this exercise ships cannot carry any ammunition. It was defenceless. The Iranian naval personnel had paraded before

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I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace

8 months ago

My heart goes out to Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib tonight. Sending them thoughts and prayers.

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Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

@yaghsizian @JamesPhl96 nice slop. should be мэр or мер otherwise this could be translated as “mamdani is dead” lol

No politician is as loathsome as Vance. He makes Trump look more likable by comparison. Trump reviewed the footage of the shooting and called it “awful.” Vance saw it and thought himself, “How can I talk about this in a way that titillates the online right?” I think it’ll be much harder for him to come back from this when it’s over because unlike others, Vance can’t feign ignorance. He can’t say he didn’t know better. The original premise of Vance was that he offered a smarter, thoughtful version of Trumpism. Instead he managed to serve up an uglier, dumber version of it, covered in Millennial Snot. Generationally unlikable person.

Acyn @Acyn

10 months ago

Vance: He deserves a debt of gratitude and I think the media prejudging and talking about this guy as if he is a murderer is one of the most disgraceful things I have seen from the American media.

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So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated , uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the “most wealthy person in the world.”

stepfanie tyler @stepfanie

12 months ago

hello i would like to report a murder

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Listen to me now: Never, never take these computer people at face value. As soon as they build a machine of overwhelming might they are going to send it against you and everyone you love. Not to kill you (unless you live in a certain part of the world where it is legal to kill as many people as you want) but to make your life just a little bit worse, a little bit more undignified every year. They already have. Your mother will drive herself into spasms of religious hysteria over reels, your father will not watch TV anymore, he will watch precariously aged AI golfers hit the skimpiest of shots out of the bunker, your brother will come home from work on friday and wire his salary directly into a 19 way parlay. It doesn't matter how many cars drive themselves, it doesn't matter how many solar panels we build, it doesn't matter how high the Sea Wall goes, it doesn't matter how low the delivery prices get. Every dream of prosperity is backed up by your perpetual shitdrinking out of the piss trough. You're going to pay for it all with, in the most literal and straightforward sense, brain damage. Their bag is secured by your future head injuries

@nico_laqua @Pavel_Asparagus

@stephiuz @beenguis @fudanshay it’s mostly about lufs and normalization anyway. apples target is -16LUFS which doesn’t matter a lot but both companies are doing different processing with different loudness targets. they’re going to sound different, try nulling them

@el_xaber @CryptoCyberia this is literal technobabble. the project structure makes no sense and the code doesn’t do anything - 'quantum_story_weaver' lol. and all of this pseudo formalism ???

If you need an illustration of how anti-trans radicalisation has snowballed in the last 10 years, here's former Conservative MP for Chelsea & Fulham Greg Hands in 2015, proudly sharing a photograph of his visit to the first gender-neutral toilet in his constituency.

Sir Greg Hands @GregHands

11 years ago

Whilst in Chelsea, it's always good to find time to visit Margaret Thatcher's grave. Am proud to be the local MP.

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Apparently Elon's been getting really upset that Grok repeatedly refutes his claims of "white genocide" in South Africa, so he's been fiddling with it so much that now it's completely broken and cannot stop bringing up "kill the boer" no matter how irrelevant to the conversation

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Nicholas Decker @captgouda24

a year ago

I am anti-fiction more generally. Why don’t you learn about things that actually happened?

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