candace @baseoface_
critics say I’m “too much” Brooklyn, NY Joined August 2014-
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September got somewhere to be or something?
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“And I’m almost there!….Almost there” 🙏🏾♥️
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THIS IS TAKING ME OUTTIEKJRIF
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Black Twitter:
@BlkAssFeminist I’m sure you made her proud 🔥🔥🔥
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freaky ass nigga he a 69 GAWD
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me after finishing bridgerton s3 part 1 and having to wait another month for part 2
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"When I was at your age, I survived a pandemic and didn't leave my house for 2 years. You'll be ok if you don't go out tonight" 🤣 We finally have a line to use for future kids
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Don’t worry.. how you arrive is not how you thrive.. you won’t be in this position for long but be grateful it got you adulting and not bumming! 🥂🍻
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PER THIS WEEK’S @FriendZonePod 😂
@heyassante @friendzone the dancer didn’t fall off the pole. They did a pole drop, it’s a pole dance trick. The camera isn’t zoomed out all the way so you don’t see the full effect of it. If you see this, i hope that helps 🤷🏽♀️
So no one gonna talk about how ole girl fell off the pole🤣🤣🤣 #SuperBowl #halftimeshow
Tracy Chapman looks AMAZING!!! Her skin 😮💨 #GRAMMYs
@BlkAssFeminist My Trini mother did the same thing to me and my brother 🥲. The ‘act surprised’ hits too close to home
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thique, all up in your mind, drunk in love & a trump indictment all in the same night? idk atlanta is taking it.
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plz can we all collectively agree we are still calling it twitter cause wtf is x
i been saying this man! BARS
ik im hella late to insecure but this the hardest rap issa did in the show bruh 😂😂😂
@walkgoodetienne @essencefest @quintabrunson @thesherylralph @LisaAnnWalter @walkgoodetienne you and @thesherylralph should stop by the black box theater tmrw @essencefest! I have a live reading of my comedy pilot, Girl of the House, that’s about a First-Gen Caribbean American tomorrow at 1pm in Rm 240
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y’all remember when that elephant kiIIed that lady then came back AGAIN and stomped her body at her funeral? i still think about it😭
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