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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

The best damn comedy ukulele act you've probably never heard of. A street corner near you Joined December 2015
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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

It's not that @realDonaldTrump fans don't know he's an asshole. It's that they think being an asshole is a good thing.

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

Getting older is tough. Sometimes, when I look in the mirror now, I see my dad. I wish he’d stop wandering into the bathroom.

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

I have a lot of cats for a straight married person with a penis.

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

Think before you speak. Take your time, relax. be honest, and never hesitate to offend the right people.

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

I was gonna live tweet the #GOPDebate but decided sorting socks was more crucial to our nation's future. Also more interesting.

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

There has been some recent debate about Earth being flat. Clearly this is unsettled science. Expect the GOP to investigate soon.

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

Part of me understands schizophrenia and other parts of me don't.

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

@CaseyJComedy Thanks for the follow

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

@charliebadger99 I can feel him, coming in the air tonight. Oh Lord.

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

Children are God's little way of telling you to stop fucking.

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

Being married has taught me that the only time a woman is ever wrong is when she says "I do."

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

To be a truly effective spider killer, one should cut its head off and mount it on a toothpick as a warning to the other spiders.

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Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP

11 years ago

REMINDER: Only one candidate for president is the same religion as Jesus was.

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

#MyLast4Words Does your monkey bite?

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

#MyLast4Words "Is that cage open?"

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

#MyLast4Words "Cloning dinosaurs is safe."

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

#MyLast4Words "Does this look infected?"

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

#MyLast4Words "Hands up! Don't shoot!"

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B.B. Busker @bb_busker

11 years ago

#MyLast4Words "It's not that deep."

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