Duff @duffmandoo

Comedian. Dad. Owner of ‘Shakedown Cheese’ Deadhead, asshole, and masked vigilante. Los Angeles, CA Joined November 2013

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Duff @duffmandoo

a week ago

@BurgerKing I canceled an order within 5 seconds of accidentally ordering and you refused to cancel my order. I didn't want your food, and you refused my order cancellation. I spent $25 because your app doesn't accept cancellation. My attorney is going to see

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Duff @duffmandoo

a month ago

#marvel #dc

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Duff @duffmandoo

a month ago

The man who creates fear, and the man who hates it.

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Duff @duffmandoo

3 months ago

I want to hire someone to kill me. I'll give you 200 bucks.

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Duff @duffmandoo

3 months ago

@PokemonGoApp stole a shiny Mewtwo from me

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Duff @duffmandoo

3 months ago

I spent money and won a raid but a glitch ruined my chance at catching a Mewtwo. Fuck you. Pokémon go. You stole my money.

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Duff @duffmandoo

4 months ago

@tacobell

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Duff @duffmandoo

4 months ago

Our Father. Who art in Heaven. Please keep the chili cheese burrito, on the menu.

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Duff @duffmandoo

4 months ago

@tacobell

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Duff @duffmandoo

4 months ago

thy kingdom of Bell, may you always sell, dank shit, Baja Blast, and some 'dillas. Give us some mild sauce, and forgive us for taking hot sauce home. Lead me not to Burger King or Subway. But maybe some DoorDash burritos .For the Bell is the Go-To forever and ever. Amen.

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Duff @duffmandoo

4 months ago

It is the cheeseburger of tacos,

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Duff @duffmandoo

6 months ago

@DisneyPlus with ads is officially the worst streaming service

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Duff @duffmandoo

5 years ago

I love you Diddy Kong. You were my brother.

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Duff @duffmandoo

5 years ago

How did parts of our government go from, “I’ll never take the Trump vaccine” to “you have to take the vaccine or else”….?

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Duff @duffmandoo

5 years ago

@KamalaHarris is less popular than Dick Cheney even after he shot his friend in the face. Imagine shooting your friend in the face and being able to say, “at least I’m not Kamala Harris”

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Duff @duffmandoo

5 years ago

As an American, tax-paying man, I believe we need more cheeseburger commercials with more tits. I’d run for office on that.

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Duff @duffmandoo

5 years ago

@TimJDillon I like that

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Duff @duffmandoo

5 years ago

I get ghosted more than an 8 year old playing Banshee Boardwalk on Mario Kart64 for the first time.

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Duff @duffmandoo

5 years ago

If I had a dollar for every girl that I hit it off with; only for them to ghost me days later, in just this year alone, I’d have like $3.50

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Duff @duffmandoo

5 years ago

This Halloween will be the first in my new house so I’m looking to build a reputation to trick-or-treaters by handing out pamphlets for dental insurance.