Bon Bon the D @bcorry37
Don't go too far back in my twitter history. I didn't start being funny until 2017. Joined July 2014-
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I’m not one to tweet complaints, but come on @sonicdrivein even fast food has to have some standards.
Just saw a sign that said “diamonds were a girl’s best friend, then Botox came along” so it’s good to know that the beauty industry is still horrible.
@danksideofmeme I messaged a cousin for the first time awhile back just so I could stay at his place while I learned to pole dance. Turns out cousins are good for that kind of thing.
@peepeedee I’m always on the lookout for Cody’s. They are all the same person I’m pretty sure.
Am I a traffic law in Utah? Because I feel ignored.
Can I plug up your mouth with my mouth? -Me, a very successful kisser
A Sonic Boom is when Sonic reaches the speed of sound and his ass cheeks clap together
I didn’t watch Mr Roger’s Neighborhood as a kid, but after watching just one episode (I’m almost 30) I wish I had. It took me a long time to learn how to care about others the way he does.
@SarahKSilverman @MarkRuffalo It’s good to see that celebrities also tweet weird things at celebrities. On a related note: @ZacEfron I’m still waiting to hear if we’re still friends after I sat next to you in the bus in HSM.
@jazz_inmypants Marshallese: buruomej English: Sad Literal: my heart is dead
if you have ever wondered why a woman online has not answered your dm or befriended you, it is because there are girls out there getting their heads sawn off for it
If you take all the Spider-Man movies together, then Peter’s Linked In profile must be a nightmare. He is connected to literally every single megalomaniac on the planet.
@baddestmamajama Well, I had a guy give my book 2 out of 5 stars after reading literally one paragraph, so that was something.
So we had to put a cone on my dog again. My cat loves it
@Nicole_Cliffe This is pretty accurate. Except for Ringu. I’d replace Ringu with Last Shift and then this would be the perfect list.
Sometimes I think, why doesn’t the rest of the world like Americans? It’s nice of Twitter to provide constant reminders for me.
@DineshDSouza If possible, I’m the creepy statue hiding behind the chair, waiting for this social event to be over.
PARENTS DO NOT VACCINATE YOUR CHILD!! I vaccinated my baby and now 60 years later he has an Old face, too soft hands, horrible looking. DISGUSTING why is he alive so long
PixelAdrift @pixel_adrift
16 Followers 456 Following I wanna make people feel things! Commissions open!: https://t.co/FoAFDlsD0M
Mary @TotesProbst
9 Followers 140 Following My husband thinks I’m funny. Co-host of @seahorse_lounge.
FunWithKris&Brit @KrisnBrit
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Jeffrey Western @jeffrey_western
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Zhaqui 🚀 @sunbalanced
127 Followers 510 Following Founder | 2D Game Artist | Trading & Investing | ✨🇧🇬✨
Luke T. Harrington @luketharrington
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Josh Rushing @11shoe
4 Followers 83 Following
Glitch in the Sinulat... @peepeedee
201 Followers 426 Following
Michelle Corry @mhcorry
0 Followers 9 Following
E. J. Corry @ejcorry
5 Followers 23 Following
You are limitless @8Frei
728 Followers 8K Following Life's a mystery. Username means 8Free in German. I believe in challenging the idea, not the person. Follows are not necessarily endorsements.
Heather Clement @heathergclement
275 Followers 1K Following Photographer. Music Obsessed. Short. Classic Film Lover. Beach Bum. Celtic. Pirate.
Emma Canfield @cfieldemm
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Dave F @danksideofmeme
13 Followers 30 Following
Naomi Handly @lnhandly
464 Followers 782 Following Biology. Dogs. Mama of 2. And commentary from my husband. she/her @OctantBio prev: UCSD UCLA BYU
Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe
5K Followers 3K Following I like to entertain people without making them dumber. Words/music/video/audio/stage/your face. Also palindromes. https://t.co/Ol67AHLrS8
Shawn lass @shawnlass11
5 Followers 128 Following
Rachael Bailey @Rachy_baby8
20 Followers 157 Following
Jim Art Dunn @ibjduc
118 Followers 1K Following I am a photo app artist who loves brilliant color themes. My artwork is available in posters, shirts, jackets, & signed prints.
Jess @jessicaelaine03
4 Followers 6 Following
Caleb Gorham @calebgistooraw
83 Followers 322 Following I wake up in the morning, and I piss excellence. -Ricky Bobby
Brandt Nichols @biobrandt
45 Followers 115 Following
Andy Nielsen @andypetern
475 Followers 170 Following
Josh Rushing @11shoe
4 Followers 83 Following
Glitch in the Sinulat... @peepeedee
201 Followers 426 Following
Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright
115K Followers 996 Following Author of seven pop history books. Married to @kibblesmith. Mom. Next book is MONSTER F*CKERS from Beacon Press.
jake likes onions @jakelikesonions
56K Followers 205 Following internet comic man specializing in baggy eyes & human viscera
Tom Hanks @tomhanks
13.9M Followers 19 Following I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?
Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
79K Followers 1K Following Comedian that started Persona Essential, a comedy-forward social media marketing firm that specializes in organic viral content.
Dave F @danksideofmeme
13 Followers 30 Following
Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe
5K Followers 3K Following I like to entertain people without making them dumber. Words/music/video/audio/stage/your face. Also palindromes. https://t.co/Ol67AHLrS8
Strong Bad @StrongBadActual
87K Followers 1 Following i don't trust any device i can't mash ctrl+alt+del on
Jess @jessicaelaine03
4 Followers 6 Following
Cloud Cult @CloudCult
9K Followers 5K Following Cloud Cult’s indie-chamber-rock has been lauded by critics as "insane genius" (Pitchfork) and "an invocation of the lifeforce" (New York Times).
Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman
13.9M Followers 41 Following
Ken Jennings @KenJennings
411K Followers 496 Following Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (https://t.co/pxwTQ2d7lo) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (https://t.co/aURWrO4dAO).
Kwoon @Kwoonmusic
658 Followers 134 Following French atmospheric, indie post rock music for dreamers https://t.co/3W3zJMVi77
guster @guster
362K Followers 1K Following this account will be mothballed until the dumdum exits the building. find us at instagram, threads and https://t.co/2otuxQONlg. i hate that he ruined this thing. booo.
History Photographed @HistoryInPics
3.6M Followers 63 Following Sharing the most interesting moments in history. History should not be censored
Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion
2.7M Followers 540 Following It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.
Brandt Nichols @biobrandt
45 Followers 115 Following
Becca Mattson @birdnerdier
39 Followers 148 Following I love keens. I'd rather pee outdoors than in a toilet. I'm a birder.
Andy Nielsen @andypetern
475 Followers 170 Following
Rachael Bailey @Rachy_baby8
20 Followers 157 Following
Kristy Scott @KristyScott2
40 Followers 15 Following I'm an Aggie, a sister, a friend, an aunt. I'm excited by new opportunities and I expect a lot out of myself. Most of all, I am a lover of life.
Stacy @stacycarrier13
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