Confidentlybefuddled @befuddledconfid
I’m supposed to put stuff here? My views are my own. Joined February 2020-
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Drunk me when my sober friend says the pizza arrived
Drunk me when my sober friend says the pizza arrived
TELL ME HOW THE GRASS TASTES, LITTLE MAN!
Cooking is fun because sometimes you’re going off of a recipe you’re trying to perfect. Other times you’re just throwing chicken, kielbasa, salami, onions and jalapeños in a pan and saying fuck it. In the end it’ll either be great or awful but imma eat it.
Just finished the new Zoey Ashe book “Zoey’s to Hungover for this Dystopia”, and while it’s amazing and has very good points on encouraging conspiracy theorists. I have to ask @JasonKPargin “why the fuck?!” would he do what he did to a character?
This video should be viewed as a scholarly source. The research exhibited is beyond exhaustive: youtu.be/0T-pPPUAppk?si…
Did we ever find out what happened to that baby George Santos was holding in the Capitol?
Ukrainian soldiers blast the Star Spangled Banner over loudspeaker toward the Russian side. Like sunlight to vampires or kryptonite to superman, the music of a free people surely provokes the savages.
Amazing
This made us cry. Pics from 2020 when Theresa took Henry to the animal rescue where they adopted Lucy. Henry had lost Lucy 1 months earlier and was so sad. So Lucy 2 stepped up and loved him madly. And now we have to step up. Because we all matter or none of us do.
ADHD is ruining my life
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Jack Posobiec was also found jerking off in a closet at ONI.
The legendary Tim Curry will forever exemplify the best attitude to have. Happy birthday to this beautiful man.
The legendary Tim Curry will forever exemplify the best attitude to have. Happy birthday to this beautiful man.
The military sent a parcel and said it was a surprise. They sent me a medal for volunteering. I was shocked. I did not expect it. But this medal is not only for me, but for each of you for your support. Thank you. I serve for Ukrainian army.
I've seen a few people go "what do you mean, Helldivers 2 mocks fascism??? You're reading too much into it!" so let me take you by the hand and shove your nose into it since you're being so deliberately obtuse about it. 1/25 (yes, really)
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Nerds: “but the power armor is too easy to get in fallout 4 there’s no rewaaaarddd!” Normal people: hell yeah why the fuck not
My littlest, the one who barely speaks so we try to give her what she asks for to encourage her to use her words, just came up to me and said 'daddy, can I have the Christmas please?' Help.
My Uncle Gary has a lifetime ban from Churchill Downs after he got hammered, urinated on himself, and then spooked a horse by barking at it in 1992
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“My antisemitism is mild compared to Nick Fuentes!” Sorry buddy. You don’t get the engagement of the closet case groyper so Elon doesn’t care.
I’m using today to be a piece of shit WOOHOOO
All coincidentally happening on Red Dress Day when people remember the massive numbers indigenous women who’ve been murdered in the US and Canada #NoMoreStolenSisters
This one hits me What a great actor A grim morn, and a glad day, and a golden sunset
Bernard Hill has sadly passed away at the age of 79.
@HelldiversAlert I was not expecting to see someone make a helldivers meme with the battlefield V the last tiger final cutscene. But yeah current situation really sucks man.
Thinking of the time EMO told someone who just showed up "it's like Prison, it hurts at first but you'll grow to love it."
A dented car you can afford to fix, but don't, is a sign of a well-prioritized life.
This is a 31 year old Seabee 2nd class petty officer
Hollywood star, 60, unrecognisable with silver hair as he pops up at glitzy bash mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…