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According to the SACCO Supervision Annual Report 2025, Mwalimu National ranks No. 1 among DT SACCOs by total assets. This milestone belongs to our members. How long have you been with us? View the full report here: sasra.go.ke/download/sacco… #MwalimuNational

The market closed the week on a bullish note, with the NASI, N10, NSE 20, and NSE 25 rising by 4.1% w/w, 5.6% w/w, 4.8% w/w, and 5.1% w/w, respectively.#SIBResearch

Me : scrolling through twitter in class. My course mate: “what app is this?” Me: “X formerly known as twitter.” My course mate: “what do they do there?” Me:“People write articles and share opinions/thoughts about stuff.” My course mate: looks disinterested. Me (in my head): that's good, you’re the type of person we don't want here. Btw I wrote this while sitting beside him, the class is still ongoing 😂😂

Your 20s are for experimenting. Your 30s are for building. Your 40s are for protecting. Wherever you are, the right money decisions can make the next stage easier.

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, after 37 years of age, I’ve finally come to realize that, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

What I have learned Take life slow n soft kama WACOAST,save and investment like WAKIKUYU,so that one day uishi kama MJALUO,.la siyvo itakua ukipiga makelele kama MKISII ,unakibia huku na kule kama MKALE,ama ubaki uki complain umerogwa kama MKAMBA..Na mwisho pombe haisaidiii.

Those who live by guesswork and wish for LUCK to magically work in their favour will lose. Luck meets those who have a plan and are well prepared. Those who wake up each morning with a clear VISION of where they are going and a PLAN for how to get there will win in the end.

Billionaire Kariuki na ingine mwecheche kuhusu petrol station business. Huyu Mzee ukifuata mawaidha yake business wise you'll avoid many mistakes. I learn a lot from him.

Plan and save for expenses that happen only occasionally instead of being caught off guard when they arrive. It’s easy to focus only on monthly expenses and forget about irregular expenses that don’t show up as often. Then Christmas holidays, school fees, Easter holidays, car insurance premiums and children’s birthdays arrive and feel like emergencies. Instead, list all expenses that occur irregularly throughout the year. Total each expense and divide by 12. Save that amount every month in a money market fund. For example, if you expect to spend Ksh60,000 on Christmas, don’t wait until December. Set aside Ksh5,000 every month for 12 months. If you didn’t start in January, it’s not too late. Start now and spread the Ksh60,000 across the remaining months.

You tell people, "Eat right, avoid sugar, refined carbs, gluten, seed oils, and estrogen-mimicking foods like Irish Potatoes, tomatoes and grains." Then they say, "We shall all die." Then, when the medical bills come, they start asking for God's intervention. "Oh God, what wrong did I do to deserve swallowing all these drugs?" God gave you good health, natural foods and a brain, but you dismissed him. Now you are suffering, invoking his name and seeking a miracle. There is no miracle. Just fix your diet, start fasting and be active. #FoodFriday

While raising your children, you will spend collosal amounts of money to feed them, clothe them, and pay their school fees. That's the God-given mission of every parent. The children may, or may not remember you years later when they become stable. If you get another child, named Asset — and fund him/her alongside your human kids, this child - bond fund, shares, or fixed income fund - will take care of you for the rest of your life.

Exercise that helps children improve concentration and thinking skills.

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There is a difference between being unable to afford something and being unwilling to prioritize it. You can technically have enough money in your account for a new phone and still decide that the money has a more important job. Personal finance gets easier when affordability is not the only question you ask.

Another common cause of autism in babies, A baby that lives on Television watching cartoons, The baby picks up the phonemes of cartoons, Then hears the parents speak middle-class English, Then outside hears neighbours speak Ki'Kamba and Jo'Luo, Then hears neighbours' children play in Swahili. This is also a baby whose parents are so afraid to let it go out and play, So, the baby sits with a M'Luhya housemaid and cartoons on TV, then, in the evening, parents come to speak middle-class English. These variations in auditory attention and sensory integration leave the baby confused, with delayed speech because it can't synchronise these phonemes. Let your babies out in the field to play with their peers. They will speak faster than you expect. Switch off the TV. #FoodFriday

A jealous person is evil. They carry beneath their bosom a cold heart full of soot. A witch.

@investwithSIB Definitely joining this, keep delivering such above average returns 👏👏

“My experience with Mansa-X has been very good since I joined in May 2022. That’s about four years ago, and I’ve benefited a lot from the above-average returns.” — Ambrose Mutinda, Teacher & Mansa-X Investor To learn more, visit: sib.co.ke/mansa-x/

Don't waste your life.