forgot the third axis: "how much noise does it make"
@bennpeifert You forgot rule #1: Is there glitter?
@bennpeifert Third axis is the most important! :)
@bennpeifert I approve of negative component count, like this toy reduces the number of pieces in other toys as well.
@bennpeifert And a 4th axis for indoor vs. outdoor
@bennpeifert I concur! The sound axis is missing. Take away the batteries and claim the toy is broken 😁 I dmed you by the way
@bennpeifert Does the y-axis intersect at x=0?
@bennpeifert And the 4th dimension - time. As in "how quickly do the batteries run out"
@bennpeifert My kids found some milkweed seed the puffy stuff that floats… They played with it for 30 minutes in the living room yesterday while it floated around. That definitely landed in the top left of that chart.