Kamil C @kchoudhu
Financial programmer, dollar maximalist, professional idiot. anserinae.net Everywhen Joined February 2011-
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What you can't see is that they are also baking hundreds of baguettes in the galley at the same time, which is far more impressive.
What you can't see is that they are also baking hundreds of baguettes in the galley at the same time, which is far more impressive.
I am apparently not the first person to make this observation, @dominicdeecoco got there first. x.com/dominicdeecoco…
I am apparently not the first person to make this observation, @dominicdeecoco got there first. x.com/dominicdeecoco…
I just joined an Anjinposting group on Facebook and I think I'm going to go long $META.
X by Morgan Stanley is closer than ever.
X by Morgan Stanley is closer than ever.
No you buffoons, people just don't want to solve linear programming problems when they want a hamburger and fries.
Biden has a chance to secure the hard left's support in November by coming at the DSA from the left.
Biden has a chance to secure the hard left's support in November by coming at the DSA from the left.
Can President Eisgruber also clarify the qualitative difference between these campus disruptions and the ones in 2020 because I cannot for the life of me figure out why there are arrests and suspensions now but not back then.
Can President Eisgruber also clarify the qualitative difference between these campus disruptions and the ones in 2020 because I cannot for the life of me figure out why there are arrests and suspensions now but not back then.
The six year old is doing her music homework.
Benn Eifert 🥷🏴�.. @bennpeifert
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cephalopod @macrocephalopod
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Corey Hoffstein 🏴�.. @choffstein
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Senior PowerPoint Eng.. @ryxcommar
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Chairman Birb Bernank.. @Bonecondor
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the ghost of groditi�.. @GRoditiD
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bookdepth @bookdepth
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Benn Eifert 🥷🏴�.. @bennpeifert
80K Followers 1K Following CIO @ QVR. Derivatives and volatility. Tweets may relate to undisclosed investment holdings. No investment advice. Anti-fascist.
cephalopod @macrocephalopod
45K Followers 569 Following At Octopus Capital our passion is providing best-in-class liquidity in the marketplace of ideas
Lily @nope_its_lily
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Corey Hoffstein 🏴�.. @choffstein
66K Followers 1K Following CEO & CIO (Newfound Research) | 🥞 Return Stacking | 🌊 Liquidity Cascades | 📆 Rebalance Timing Luck | ⚡️ Risk cannot be destroyed, only transformed.
Senior PowerPoint Eng.. @ryxcommar
42K Followers 3K Following Risk manager @AlamedaResearch. | Prev: QA engineer at Knight Capital Group | he/him | https://t.co/Z2YNAksZLO
Chairman Birb Bernank.. @Bonecondor
27K Followers 5K Following seeking win-wins || financial ms. frizzle || BD @osec_io || mischief and BD @westhamgc
the ghost of groditi�.. @GRoditiD
20K Followers 553 Following Personal opinions of Guillermo Roditi Dominguez. hates: prison industrial complex. ❤️: water infra. he/him
Kris @KrisAbdelmessih
31K Followers 3K Following Stay groovy 🤙DMs open σ https://t.co/p0ss9OuitP 💡Twitter list curator 🎲Boardgames 👽Vol trading 🎸Guitars
Agustin Lebron @AgustinLebron3
16K Followers 348 Following On my fourth pseudo-PhD. Moving bits around so that people can trust other people. Traded for a while and wrote a book about it.
686 Ebullient Prism @686Prism
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baufinanciaphaster �.. @bauhiniacapital
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2K Followers 2K Following Try and run a civilized society without a pressurized flush valve. I’ll wait. Nothing I post is advice on literally any subject
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Despite Members of the School’s Faculty coming out earlier today to Block the Removal of Demonstrators by New York City Police; the Columbia University Administration is claiming to have finally begun the Mass Suspension of Students who are involved with the Pro-Hamas Encampment…
you know a new lofi girl playlist goes hard when you've been in flow state for 3 hours
@kchoudhu "My friend tried to avoid tax and it hasn't worked out for him"
One thing that drives me batty is UI affordances that assume the user is new to the platform, not new to the account. Example: Every time I hit the AWS console in a client account I'm treated to a bunch of "next next next next done" clicks about how it work.
firefox refused to restore my session that i've had going for 2+ years.... over 7k tabs down the drain....
Lost my final grandparent today. 90yo who’s had dementia for the last 10. Keep hugging your family everyone. Life and love is finite.
@kchoudhu that’s how it should have been spelled in the first place
movies with openings you’ll never forget followed by absolutely nothing of interest: CLIFFHANGER (1993) GHOST SHIP (2002) LORD OF WAR (2005)
@kchoudhu I would argue that this has already happened.
@kchoudhu This is already SpaceX for mechanical engineers. You get your 2 years and either get off the struggle bus or you drive.
for-profit healthcare costs the US *far* more than if we had a baseline of care for all (call it whatever you want) this practice is ofc not just at $CI but at every single insurer, whose profits rely on denying their customers care that they've PAID FOR propublica.org/article/cigna-…
AND THATS GOOD
Technology will move to the same model finance has: there will be large firms that act as clearing houses for college grads and young professionals. After finishing a three to six year apprenticeship, they may choose to either continue rising within the large firm *or* move on to…
Okay, apparently we all cannot agree on this. However, for those of you putting Fallout in the same category as Mad Men—I'm afraid to say that not even a lobotomy is capable of fixing you.
So we can all agree that the era of prestige television is over right? Like thanks to the state of streaming television we’re never getting another Mad Men are we?
really love how American political discourse on Twitter will (successfully!!) reduce “are mass killings bad” down to “are frats bad” this week. don’t fall for that shit
Whenever Antiques Roadshow is on the telly my favourite people are the ones who proudly say their grandmother worked as a maid in some big country house and was given this nice bit of VERY EASILY CONCEALABLE silver as a token of appreciation by the lord and lady of the manor.
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