Bertie Wooster @bertie_second
Quotes from Wodehouse. And a little bit of fun here and there. Aunt Agatha reminds me to add that this a parody account. Woostershire Joined October 2010-
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She required him to take the Village Mothers for their outing; the curate had sprained his ankle tripping over a footstool in the vestry.
Some time later he became aware that he was in a prison cell and that one of his ears had swollen to the proportions of a cauliflower.
He got up, in an attempt to tower above the Bloke, only it so happened that the latter was about six inches taller. #Wodehouse
"I give you my honest word she looked like something employed by the Government for scaring crows in the cornfields of Minnesota."
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All I want is to make a living out of reading Wodehouse. Nothing more, mummy promise.
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Wodehouse says it like no one else- vanityfair.com/culture/2013/0… Via @shark_speak
@_amritasharma_ Well, hello, miss. :) @TSBookClub
@TSBookClub Did someone call me? ~looks goggle-eyed at the attendance~ #TSBC #Wodehouse
@TyneTom Jolly good of you to mention me, old fruit. @billcawte @KarlOnSea @spatialsyndave @Nigel_Farage
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"The usual drawback to success is that it annoys one's friends so." PG Wodehouse
@IncorrigibleK Of coursssh... Hic!!
.@IncorrigibleK Ah! Evil, evil Pongo Twistleton had locked me up in the wine cellar.
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Load-up the two-seater Jeeves, we open @theatresevern in Shrewsbury tomorrow!
“Yo ho,” said the Egg. “Yo ho,” said the Bean.
Glossop was repeating over and over again the words, "Shall I telephone for the police?" To which nobody appeared to pay any attention.
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@bertie_second You blighted louse.
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@bertie_second You're drunk as a lord and a bit of a bounder to boot, you old rotter.
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