Frances @ednaisarascal

👩🏼‍🌾💃🐺🌊🤦‍♀️ Joined September 2012

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Frances @ednaisarascal

5 years ago

The only excuse left is Carrie Johnson is secretly working for the Russian govt. Putin sent her orders to take in the cake. I love it, taking the govt down with M&S food. It’s not just food, it’s democratically destabilising food.

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Frances @ednaisarascal

5 years ago

Me when I send a ‘please see previous email’ message

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Hugo Rifkind @hugorifkind

5 years ago

Spare me from the constant Twitter conspiracy theories about Story X being released as a distraction from Story Y. This never happens. It's chaos out there. Nobody is in charge of anything.

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Hadley Freeman @HadleyFreeman

5 years ago

Absolute killer detail from @ShippersUnbound

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Frances @ednaisarascal

5 years ago

@katietays I hope it was filmed on a crap plastic tri-pod in the car park of a travel lodge where he is now having to live

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out of office @actualjack

5 years ago

the matt hancock video but it’s the end of a big brother episode in 2004

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Frances @ednaisarascal

5 years ago

@katietays @x_Fliss It’s the cringy little dance they do that’s going to really make your eyes bleed

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Frances @ednaisarascal

5 years ago

Oh my god there is a video

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The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret

5 years ago

Look, if politicians can’t hire their mates and pay them £1,000 a day and engage in sexual congress with them in breach of their own public health guidance, then we’re not going to continue to attract the brightest and the best to front-line politics.

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Frances @ednaisarascal

5 years ago

@katietays It’s like scandal Jenga! jizz is the only thing sticking all the pieces together against the laws of gravity

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Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke

5 years ago

So the plebs can’t hug their grannies but these cunts can do what they like?

Sam Coates Sky @SamCoatesSky

5 years ago

Boris Johnson stands by Matt Hancock - Downing Street

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Frances @ednaisarascal

5 years ago

@x_Fliss @JRsArmchair I am a like a pig in shit right now - give me all the jokes!!! Give me all the news!!

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James O'Brien @mrjamesob

5 years ago

A married minister hiring & shagging a mate is not about his ‘private life’. Any more than it is when a married mayor of London’s mistress trousers public funds & goes on foreign jollies paid for by mugs like you & me. They all know this, of course, even as they pretend not to.

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Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci

5 years ago

‘As you know, one of the debilitating side-effects of Covid is loss of the taste sensation in the tongue. I thought it was prudent to test the tongue to see if I was fully recovered....’

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Frances @ednaisarascal

5 years ago

I’ve been off Twitter for a while now Matt Hancock’s been caught snogging his aide I am back and getting comfy. What happened to hands -face- space Matt!!

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Frances @ednaisarascal

5 years ago

@katietays @EmileNois @JimMFelton Had this the other day, Disney then straight into horror in one tweet

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Frances @ednaisarascal

6 years ago

@Channel4News I’ve been watching Jon since he started on C4 news and I was a child in a 1 Tv household and my parents were in charge of the remote. Really going to miss him breaking bad news to me!

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Madeleine MacMahon (she/her) @Madi_MacMahon

6 years ago

Celebrate your achievements with the absolute audacity of a Samsung washing machine.

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Frances @ednaisarascal

6 years ago

@katietays @MarieAnnUK I fear this maybe true and I’ll devote the rest of my life to running a Steve arnot fan club. When Dot was questioning him I was so angry I think I actually shouted leave him alone at the telly. I’ve never wanted to cuddle someone more than Steve in that police cell

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Frances @ednaisarascal

6 years ago

@katietays @MarieAnnUK Looks pretty there but it can be deadly, and a horrible way to die 😆😆 in other news I just watched the line of duty episode where Kate rides on the side of a lorry with a semi automatic and I don’t think I’ll ever recover