Betch in the Room @betchvibes
You were thinking it, I just said it. Joined April 2013-
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If I am on tinder and you look like you have the slightest amount of obesity in your gene pool, you will not have a "new match" on #tinder
I'm not saying that you are poor but you definitely look like you have been stricken by poverty
Please go bore someone else with tales of your incompetence
You can never be too blonde, too rich, too tan, too skinny or too pretty #FactsofLife
I wouldn't say that I'm against following the rules, I'd just say that they rarely apply to me #RulesAreForPeasants
That tinder app may actually be useful to me if it included the net worth of each guy
I wish I could pretend you weren't so annoying but you are actually such a waste of good looks
if I text you and I see a pinch of green on the screen, I will not continue to talk with you #peasant #imbetterthanyou #exponentially
It amazes me that you are able to live with the sound of your own voice
Before we hook up just know that I will tell everyone if you suck. #goodluck
Oh you have a problem with me? Please add it to the list of fucks I could not give
I'm sorry but you look Russian, and with all this media I just don't want to say anything offensive so I'm just not going to talk to you
No, this face isn't maybeline, I'm actually born with it
I don't even get why you are trying a diet, have you seen your mom? You have terrible genes #DontBother
Don't bother complimenting me, you're better off just buying me a drink and shutting the fuck up
Oh you're on a diet? Please continue to tell me about it as you consume a mass amount of alcohol
Oh You brought cheap wine to my party? Here's a cheap glass to put it in
Okay now that we all know you cheat on your boyfriend, why don't you sit the fuck down and let me talk to the rando I will sex with later
I honestly just think we all would have a lot more fun if you weren't here, it's nothing against you at all
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