Bijan @bijanm

privacy & public policy; lawyer. snark, basketball, and policy in no particular order. views are mine alone. RTs = Super Smash Bros. challenges. Washington, DC Joined May 2008

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Patrick Wyman @Patrick_Wyman

a day ago

At some point you just have to assume that he’s an actively evil person, right? This was a massacre of mostly women and children, largely unarmed, one of the most shameful events in a period of American history that was full of shameful events. You can’t defend it.

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock

5 days ago

The problem with libertarianism is you eventually run out of other people’s money

Maia @maiamindel

5 days ago

The problem with libertarianism is you eventually run out of other people’s money

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John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner

2 weeks ago

Collars up this fall and winter in tribute to the man

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Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen

2 weeks ago

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beetle moses @beetlemoses

2 weeks ago

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kat @giordkat

2 weeks ago

evil CAKE

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the president is a pedophile @LeninsRage

3 weeks ago

fundamentally these freaks are anti-civilization. for them, the very concept of human beings coming together to pool their resources to use for the common good is some sort of scam

Steve Contorno @scontorno

3 weeks ago

fundamentally these freaks are anti-civilization. for them, the very concept of human beings coming together to pool their resources to use for the common good is some sort of scam https://t.co/q3uhq0Z2Yd

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Brendan Karet @bad_takes

a month ago

i walk around the airport and see nothing but sick children. i wish they were as obviously healthy as me, a a 71 year old former heroin addict who sounds like a speak-and-spell that got thrown into a toilet

Acyn @Acyn

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Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin

a month ago

Uh oh

philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

a month ago

Uh oh https://t.co/Jbq2eZ3ERt

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Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart

a month ago

Rather than take equity positions in private companies, perhaps the government could confiscate ~20% of pre-tax earnings. And then when it comes to control, Congress could pass laws governing corporate behavior.

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Maia @maiamindel

a month ago

Hearing that the U of Chicago cuts to the humanities come from the university taking out loads of debt to expand over the past two decades and being unable pay the interest. The problem with the Chicago School of Economics is that eventually you run out of other people's money?

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derek guy @dieworkwear

a month ago

the paradox of young MAGA men: fetishizes pre-1990s WASP aesthetics bc they associate it with respectability and status, but also wants to pose as working class. loves establishment ivy league looks, but hates the establishment ivy league. ultimately just about a performance.

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Olivia Li @oliviali_

a month ago

Absolutely no reason why we aren’t innovating on microwaves. Make the phased array microwave that cooks my chicken breast to exactly 145F like it’s straight out of a sous vide. You guys need to stop making b2b saas

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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris

2 months ago

Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain

2 months ago

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Fell For It Again Award 🎖️ @FellForItAgainA

2 months ago

unusual_whales @unusual_whales

2 months ago

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Bobby Kogan @BBKogan

2 months ago

New analysis from CBO of the "Big Beautiful Bill" shows the bottom 20% get poorer, not much change for most of America, & the top 10% get meaningfully richer - and that's before tariffs It was the largest transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich in a single law in history

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a.🦄 @xcowboygeniusx

2 months ago

babe wake up taylor swift is behaving like the zodiac killer again

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Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps

2 months ago

Teacher: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Class "Genius": Ahhh - I can't calculate - Does... Not.. Compute 🥴🤯 Me, the prodigy janitor: (smiling wisely) Yes - and No ,

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derek guy @dieworkwear

2 months ago

I actually have an MA and PhD in architectural history. The first two photos show the detailing at Amalienburg, a German hunting lodge done in Rococo style. Note the level of detailing. The third photo shows the Oval Office, which is done in the traditional Cadbury bunny style.