Bipedal Programmer 🐧 @bipedalprog

Code, test, and deploy. While standing. I am seeking the ultimate grilled cheese. See also: @[email protected] bipedalprogrammer.com Harrison, Ohio, USA Joined November 2014

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Socialist Planning Beyond Capitalism @beyond_capital

2 years ago

Think tanks just don't think. They put their theories into practice.

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Justin Charles @justincharles

2 years ago

Building a whole ass emergency port instead of just cutting off funding for what necessitates the emergency port what a dumb fucking country jesus

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Paul Krugman @paulkrugman

2 years ago

Longest stretch of <4% unemployment since Nixon's first year in office. That's right: we haven't had that spirit here since 1969

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"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook 😂

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Computer Science @CompSciFact

2 years ago

"Lisp is the result of taking syntax away, Perl is the result of taking syntax all the way." -- Doug Hoyte

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Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH

2 years ago

periodic reminder that "everything that matters can be measured" is a biased way to view the world that significantly impacts our ability to understand it, and also ironically a belief that lacks quantitative evidence

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David Roberts @drvolts

2 years ago

One of my earliest political memories is Republicans droning solemnly on about "respect for the office" when the left protested George W Bush. Then we elected a black president & they started heckling him from the floor of Congress.

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Computer Science @CompSciFact

2 years ago

'Fancy algorithms are slow when n is small, and n is usually small.' -- Rob Pike

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Hayden @the_transit_guy

2 years ago

A PSA that this is the 15 minute city that conspiracy theorists think is a prison:

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21st Century City @urbanthoughts11

2 years ago

If you wouldn't build your house like this, why would you build your city this way?

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Bob Golen @BobGolen

2 years ago

You can't solve all the world's problems, but you can use your turn signal

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Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness

2 years ago

Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7. For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵

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Bipedal Programmer 🐧 @bipedalprog

2 years ago

His dad is now one of my personal heroes.

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FuckCars @FuckCarsReddit

2 years ago

Imagine telling parents from a 100+ years ago that in the future, their own toddlers will need to be leashed and wear special clothing so that the thousands of fast-moving 3-ton metal machines zipping across their neighborhood can safely detect their kids and avoid killing them.