Don't Blame The DBA @blametheDBA
A long time Oracle and SQL Server DBA -- Bringing you interesting and occasionally on topic thoughts about databases blamethedba.blogspot.com Deep in the RDBMS Joined August 2013-
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When the intranet works better with the browser that Tech Services say is unsupported #faceplam #headdesk
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"We must over-communicate with the users! But don't tell them too much." #mixedmessages
The future is bright ... especially if you're in this hotel: mjg59.dreamwidth.org/40505.html
Me: You can only get that data from table X. User: So would you always use table X? Me: *head desk*
Why yes, storing your logins credentials in plain text on your desktop is a security risk. Oh, you're asking for a friend? #securityfail
Monday morning blues, also known as: Dammit, that document didn't write itself over the weekend! #documentationisimportant
Not the only tech company I have heard of tightening the reigns, so to speak. What is the sudden driver? #moremeetings #dilbertforever
Not the only tech company I have heard of tightening the reigns, so to speak. What is the sudden driver? #moremeetings #dilbertforever
To paraphrase William Gibson: Big Brother is here, it's just not evenly distributed.
To paraphrase William Gibson: Big Brother is here, it's just not evenly distributed.
My gut feeling is that small business will be squeezed out, and users may win on price but lose big on choice (2/2)
Not exactly hanging with the revolutionary cadre here, but seems like scrapping net neautrality unfairly benefits large businesses (1/2)
Not exactly hanging with the revolutionary cadre here, but seems like scrapping net neautrality unfairly benefits large businesses (1/2)
Multi-screen display attached to laptop; close laptop; go home; back to work; attach laptop; all windows randomly reassigned. Grrr.
This looks cool, but slightly concerned I will lose much productivity tweaking my custom format #knowmyselftoowell
This looks cool, but slightly concerned I will lose much productivity tweaking my custom format #knowmyselftoowell
Trying to figure hang detection logic for a script I last worked on a year ago. It could be a long day.
The new tech is always shiny and thrilling and awesome. So was yesterday's tech, right back to Ugg and his new-fangled club #nevercomplacent
30 mins spent combing some code to confirm that past-me had spotted the same potential bug as now-me #trustnoone #commentsareyourfriend
The strange mixed bag that corporate Town Halls always are. Fascinating to see content and tone change with presenter.
Yup. It's that time of the day when your virus checker decides it needs 97% of your system resources
Code with future future maintenance in mind -- remember, it might be future-you trying to figure out that undocumented lump you just created
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